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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

#sludge

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"i dont use chrome i use (chromium-based browser)"

i am going to KILL YOU i am going to KILL YOU SO MUCH

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im sorry if i ever swear a cuss its really not nice and i wont do it anymore

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i have a tendency to let the world revolve around me most times

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and then i roll down the road like sonic the hedgehog

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#fucking cowards just putting see results of course i fucking would

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#sid hoffman or sid frenchman?

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congratulations to cannibalistic lesbians everywhere

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that one image of young trent reznor from his yearbook and the caption says "i wanna fuck you like an investment banker"

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#i like bacon but its bacon. i lived through the bacon-everything bonanza of the 2010s. got sick of it

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google discontinuing the vpn included with the google one subscription is hilarious when you consider

who, using a vpn was trusting GOOGLE to keep anything safe from their ip

also uh.

was anyone even aware that google provided a vpn lol

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like when you consider the fact that charles fucking manson was involved in the beach boys to a degree but mike love is still the worst part says a lot about how people feel about him

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okay now i have to ask. why is mike love bad? im asking because i have NO idea who this guy is

hoo boy.

so mike love is from the beach boys. his most popular contribution is probably kokomo.

and uh... ya know i typed out a whole thing but im not the best when it comes to critique but this vice article did a great job basically cataloging some of the terrible shit mike love has done

but if you dont feel like clicking it i understand ill give you some one singular highlight

he took advantage of brian wilson's (cousin of love, also from the beach boys) mental illness and abusive conservatorship he was trapped in with his psychologist eugene landy to get complete control over the band, despite being the least talented musician AND songwriter

to which he can honestly be blamed FOR wilson's fall back into addiction

actually another one. the mike love helmed Summer of Love is the worst goddamn album i think ive ever heard. like seriously. todd in the shadows has a great video on that one. its just. its a lot.

but also just...

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i love that the one thing that music fans generally agree on is that mike love is a massive piece of shit

music fans can never agree on anything except for the fact that he is unequivocally the villain of popular music

just a putrid, horrible man.

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OPEN UP YOUR HEART TO THE CEILING

DONT YOU KNOW IT HURTS FOR A REASON

TIME WILL TAKE YOU BACK TO BELIEVING

YOULL LEARN TO LOVE AGAIN

YOULL LEARN TO LOVE AGAIN

SOMEWHERE OUT THERE SOMEONE IS BREATHING

JUST FOR YOU THEIR HEART KEEPS ON BEATING

TIME WILL TAKE YOU BACK TO BELIEVING

#SOMEWHERE OUT THERE SOMEONE IS BREATHING #JUST FOR YOU THEIR HEART KEEPS ON BEATING #TIME WILL TAKE YOU BACK TO BELIEVING #YOULL LEARN TO LOVE AGAIN YOULL LEARN TO LOVE AGAIN #oh emotion my beloved.

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oh dog that falls and says GORP were really in it now