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Knock knock!

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It’s so crazy how Peter Krause is my dad

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it’s just me and my irrelevant blog against the world

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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?

god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath

#prev

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He wants some of my evening coffee

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Buck’s old college roommate inviting him to dinner out the blue after years without contact so he and his wife and ask him to be their sperm donor 911 is the only show on TV

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I enjoy adding "as one does" in parentheses after describing a strange thing to do (as one does).

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that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

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Something about me is I’m a sucker for every emotional song they play on network procedurals

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Relapsed (got mad on line again) ..

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My dog when I clean out his disgusting, food-crumb-and-grass-clippings-filled water bowl and refill it with refrigerated, filtered Britta water:

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I’m in your WALLS … how could this HAPPEN

EVIL television program with the wees and the woos playing LANDSLIDE during a flashback to a mother and daughter’s life together as the mother dies I have information that could lead to the arrest of Ryan Murphy

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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i love when a man is fresh of getting his ass beat. it’s like a pregnancy glow

#mi6 closing scene

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the wallpaper told me this

#tom cruise #there are like. dozens of pictures of him like this …

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If I poast something Silly will youse guys be cool about it

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Jennifer Love Hewitt gotta be the most “I’m not arguing with someone with big brown eyes. Whatever you say beautiful <3” currently in the game