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mariyaaaam · 1 year
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I went from can't cry to I can't stop crying lol. No in between.
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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Guys pls be respectful the racist Queen died. Congratulations to all the countries that were colonised by her lovely polite subjects lol.
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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who said psych majors had to study stats I just want to talk.
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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The urge to interrogate your parents on why you're the only child thats been friend zoned. They love you but you're not the one for them.
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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Young, dumb and full of غم
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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world's in a dire need of suicide promotion campaigns for politicians cause they don't die like they used to.
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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Perks of being least favourite kid is you get the snake game Nokia when you go to college in 2016 while your sibling get an ipad and iPhone now.
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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The feminine urge to fake my death and start a new– NO!. It's not going to work because the first person to act a bit friendly and I'd be like " so fun fact I'm actually dead lol. What happened was....
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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They're a 10 but eat ketchup with biryani.
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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Interviewer : what made you decide to be a villain?
Villain: I was just a naive 18 year old with a cheque at the bank and no clue what to do with it. And the guy at the counter was like you don't even know how to do this ???? I've never felt so much furry I– well anyway that was my first crime.
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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I'll be awake at 3 am questioning my life's choices and thinking buckle up dumbass we about to change our life but then I wake up at 11 am and all I have in my head is how much food do I have to make so I can skip cooking for the next 2 days. Sigh.
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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Brown guy urge to romanticise their mother's sacrifices and then proceed to enforce it on other women in his life.
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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Join psy class guys.
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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Our bestest fluff boi deserves the whole world.
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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My boi really said TATAKE FOREVER
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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THIS IS WHY WE SUPPORT EREN Okay!! He could have had it all but now all he has is the weight of the world.
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mariyaaaam · 2 years
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Man this was a roller coaster ride for Zeke and his daddy issues.
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