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That Must Hurt.

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New Penectomy law, #BNWO 🚪 door to door snowbunny Responsibility (read both like cartoon comic)

#penectomy #door to door #girpower #snowbunny #pledge #my own captions

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New sports. Everyone will soon be practicing in the streets B4 they join the sports. Any volunteers?

Could you do some group of women captions

#ghost rooster

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#ghost rooster

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One night stand Penectomy

During skinny dipping my crush decides she loves my cock. Just my cock. Her friends help her convince me to let her take it. She doesn't want the rest of me.

#ghost rooster

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#ghost rooster #old caption

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from blogthatstuff

2) A group of women get you to stick your cock and balls in some sort of oven set to low for a bdsm game, and the longer you can hold your cock in the oven the more they will take off. But then, when you make it to the end of the game, it's revealed that they secretly turned up the oven, and you actually cooked yourself in front of them, and now they're going to eat you.

#ghost rooster #ask me anything

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#ghost rooster #old caption

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he used to have such a nice cock, but it just can't compare to the dildo I bought. I wonder how he'll react when I tell him we're getting his cock chopped off.

#ghost rooster

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A pleasant surprise right? 

Please visit my blog to find more original captions:

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/asiansubboy97

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I really like these 2 part captions #penectomy , still short and fast to read. But not like a lond story.

Caption where a strangely hungry blonde hitchhiker convinces me to let her bite off my cock and balls

#penectomy #stranger