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marsmagery · 3 days
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Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.
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marsmagery · 3 days
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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marsmagery · 3 days
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sigh rose and dirk would have unimaginable beef online. thats why skaia never let them be born at the same time
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marsmagery · 4 days
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picked a bunch of mandrakes the other day
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marsmagery · 7 days
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care bears!
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marsmagery · 9 days
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Dungeon meshi is a great show cause they will casually drop a big detail about lore and just move on
Like what do you mean the Dwarves are facing unjust racism at the hands of the Lord of The Island
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEVERAL HALFLINGS WERE KIDNAPPED BY ELVES AND NEVER SEEN AGAIN???? COME BACK!!
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marsmagery · 10 days
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Still Banging Out Tunes.
Happy 4/13
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marsmagery · 10 days
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A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!
What will the name of this gothic young woman be?
> Enter Name.
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marsmagery · 10 days
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Given how wizards are themed around higher education, with their universities and ivory towers, I wanna see more fiction that goes into their published papers.
Like, there should be massive drama in the Wizarding world about how Fantasy Wikipedia says "There's no consensus about the origins of skydoves" when in fact, there very much is, everyone knows they were created in the first or second dragon wars, and that's uncontroversial. One single wizard at the University of Towers who thinks they're an offshoot of mermaids DOES NOT MEAN IT'S AN OPEN ISSUE.
Papers that are rebuttals to other magical discoveries. Like, look, that spell just won't work, and you can't call it a "theoretical exercise" just to cover up the fact that you've not been able to cast it. You can't combine Ichthyomancy with completely unrelated elemental summonings, that's just not how magic works, in all due respect.
Thesis defense would be significantly scarier when all your reviewers can cast Everburning Fireball on your ass.
Learning Theoretical Evocation from a hungover lizardman TA at 8am, because the professor for this course has been off on the Elemental Plane of Circles for half the semester trying to finish her paper on how Centaurs predate horses rather than the other way around.
Speaking of which, the life of a wizard graduate student... You keep getting called to go on "quests" which are just overgrown research expeditions to help out some professor's project. You spent nearly a month in that damp castle capturing all the spinfrogs you could find, all to help your professor's project on the possibilities of concentrated soul essences. To this day, you still get dizzy whenever you see battlements, let alone a donjon.
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marsmagery · 10 days
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Loving the dungeon meshi anime so far! The manga is one of my favorite of all time and I encourage everyone to read it
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marsmagery · 10 days
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HI I DONT POST ART HERE LIKE AT ALL BUT HERE I AM
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marsmagery · 10 days
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how did senshi say this with his mouth
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marsmagery · 10 days
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being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks
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marsmagery · 11 days
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As much as I love the Stardew Valley spouses it always kinda bugs me that they stay stagnant after you marry them. Like even after having kids and passing a decade in game they look and act the exact same? Anyway what if
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Bachelors and Krobus are here!!! Thanks for your patience ^^
(Also if you like these and want to see them smooching YOUR farmer, my commission info is here :3)
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marsmagery · 11 days
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bweeh
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marsmagery · 11 days
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happy 413 everyone!! 15 years felt like a significant number so i wanted to do push myself to do smthg over the top for this one haha
this comic has had me in a chokehold for over 10 years waow.. still lookin forward to see what comes from the new team! anyway happy anniversary sweethearts <333
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marsmagery · 11 days
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Neil Banging Out the Tunes (2023)
Air-dry clay over foil and wire armature, EVA foam, acrylic paint, paint marker
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