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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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Bucky: I will never understand people.
You: They’re the worst.
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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Loki: Is this about me?
You: No.
Loki: Then I’ve lost interest.
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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You: So... next week.
Thor: Remember I’m going away.
You: I think we’ve established that I have abandonment issues, but I think I’ll survive.
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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You: I thought you were gonna get up.
Tony: Well, I was going to but then I just asked myself . Why?
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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You: You’d really like her.
Loki: Why do people always say that? I hate everyone. Why would I like her?
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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You: What do you do when the romance goes out of a relationship?
Nat: I get dressed and go home.
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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Thor: Y/n! Thank goodness you’re here, Loki tricked me into the closet.
You: How did he trick you into the closet?
Thor: He said, “get in the closet” and I fell for it.
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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You: Why is Gamora smiling?
Gamora: Can’t I just smile?
Quill: Drax fell in the parking lot.
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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*holding up pic of Darth Vader*
You: Who is this?
Steve: Oh I know this one, the guy with the breathing problem.
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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Peter: I’m not afraid of anything.... except acne and leprechauns.
You: Leprechauns aren’t real.
Peter: I know what I saw!
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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You: Hide me!
Natasha: Where Y/n, in my bra?
You: Ooh! Wait, no that’ll never work.
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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Tony: How do girls put on skirts? Do you do it one leg at a time like pants, or do you jump right in?
You: One leg at a time!
Nat: I jump right in.
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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You: I did a bad thing.
Loki: Does it affect me?
You: No.
Loki: Then suffer in silence.
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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Thor: Nat told me she’s angry because she has PMS.
You: Do you even know what that is?
Thor: Y/n, I’m not dumb. It obviously means pissed at men syndrome.
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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You: Remember not everything you read on the internet is true.
Steve: So there’s not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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You: Don’t you realize you could get killed?
Peter: Y/n, I’m not going to die, I’m 17.
You: And so you can’t die?
Peter: I just don’t see it happening.
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marvel-x-readerin · 4 years
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You: Your Alfredo’s dry. Did you use your cheese?
Clint: When you say “use” do you mean “eat as a pre cooking snack”?
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