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marvelenthusiast3000 · 2 months
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the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr
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marvelenthusiast3000 · 10 months
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Remus: im not sure what this sentence means
Sirius: "ignorance is bold and knowledge is reserved''
Remus: you can read latin?!
James: you can read?!
Sirius:
Sirius: that's cold, Potter
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marvelenthusiast3000 · 10 months
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NOT THE TECHNOBLADE QUOTE I WILL SOB
Nikolai: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Aleksander: It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Nikolai: But what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Aleksander: Nikolai, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Nikolai:
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i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths
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good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
rude
that’s fair
not again
are you gonna want this back or can i keep it
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If Janet from The Good Place can wear dresses and have long hair and use she/her pronouns and not be a girl, so can you!
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nickelodeon: zim cant hit people with his fist his hand has to be open. no punching. the children.
nickelodeon: dark harvest is allowed
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STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS
LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”
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TWICE IN ONE DAY???? W H A T
JRKDKEJSJJSJSNSSKKSN GUYS THIS IS THE SECOND TODAY WHAT IS H A P P E N I N G
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So yeah um- I was lurking on Wilbur’s stream and Ranboo’s stream when they happened but that’s not why we’re here today.
I was on Karl’s stream for like ten seconds. I had to leave almost as soon as I got on because I immediately started simping. So I gotta ask. HOW THE FUCK DID I MANAGE TO GET A SUB TO HIM W H A T DJSKKDJEJSJJSJSJSJSJJSJS
GUYS THIS IS NOT A JOKE I GOT A GIFTED SUB TO KARL FUCKING JACOBS JKDKEKSKSKSKSIK I AM NOT O K A Y
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the sheer offensiveness of rereading something you wrote, discovering that, hey, it’s actually pretty good, and then reaching the end, wherein you realize that if you want more you actually have to write it
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Hi
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So yeah um- I was lurking on Wilbur’s stream and Ranboo’s stream when they happened but that’s not why we’re here today.
I was on Karl’s stream for like ten seconds. I had to leave almost as soon as I got on because I immediately started simping. So I gotta ask. HOW THE FUCK DID I MANAGE TO GET A SUB TO HIM W H A T DJSKKDJEJSJJSJSJSJSJJSJS
GUYS THIS IS NOT A JOKE I GOT A GIFTED SUB TO KARL FUCKING JACOBS JKDKEKSKSKSKSIK I AM NOT O K A Y
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