Pepper: goodnight Morgan!
Morgan: goodnight mommy!
Pepper: goodnight monster under the bed that eats children that misbehave!
Tony from a walk-in talkie under the bed: GOODNIGHT
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Kate: I have nothing to do
Clint: you could help me fold some clothes
Kate: and suddenly I have something to do
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Restaurant: just would like to say kids 10 and under eat free
Clint: that’s great cause she’s 4
Kate: I’m 22- I drove us here
Restaurant: awww what’s your name honey?
Clint: Kate gets shy some times
Kate: no I don’t
Restaurant: that is so cute would you like crayons
Kate: yes-
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Teacher: welcome to winter
Peter and Kate: I thought it was spring?
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Wanda (looking at vision): he is my boyfriend he doesn’t know yet but 👏🏻 he 👏🏻is 👏🏻 my 👏🏻 boyfriend 👏🏻
Pietro: never gonna happen
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Peter: (watching a movie in class) can you shut the lights off
Teacher: it’s the sun I can’t shut it off
Harley: can you just cover it
Teacher: no
Mj: (whispering) rude much
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Harley: how to turn tables…
Peter: have turned?
Morgan: no that doesn’t sound right
Harley: ummm
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Tony: Alexa skip to Friday
Alexa: I’m sorry I didn’t get that
Tony: fine I’ll build a better you
Alexa: I’m sorry I didn’t get that
Tony: shut off
Alexa: I’m sorry I-
Tony: ughhhhhhhhh
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Ty for tagging me @thatswifiite1989 I feel loved, anyway
1.Favorite color: yellow, I also love green
2.Last song: Boyfriend by dove Cameron
3.Currently reading: Scarlet by Marissa Meyer
4.Last movie: Avengers: age of ultron
5.Sweet, spicy, or savory: savory for sure
6.Currently working on: getting ready for school
7.Tagging: @its-marvel-love @waitimcomingtoo and anyone else who would like to do this
Get to know you tag
Tagged by @bookologist, thanks!!
Rules: tag some bloggers you’d like to catch up with or get to know better!
Favourite colour: yellows, greens, blues (depends on the day lol)
Last song: Love Is Danger - Raina, Song Yu Vin
Currently reading: Alex Rider
Last movie: Words Bubble Up Like Soda Pop
Sweet, spicy, or savoury: savoury & spicy
Currently working on: nothing, it took ages to finish this and it flopped
Tagging: @mskatesharma, @jcxnstantine, @lightkeykid, @miirabel, @pxresoxl, @kingreywrites, @kaicanto and anyone who wants to do this!
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Hydra agent: where do you live?
Peter: with my aunt
Hydra agent: where does your aunt live?
Peter: with me
Hydra agent: where do you both live?
Peter: together
Hydra agent: where is your house?
Peter: next to my neighbor’s house
Hydra agent: where does your neighbor live?
Peter: if I tell you you’re not going to believe me
Hydra agent: try me
Peter: next to my house
Hydra agent: oh my god
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Bucky: he treats our life like a talk show
Bucky’s therapist: is that true
Sam: (winks at a camera) we’ll find out after this break
Bucky: see!
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