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humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

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what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

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ao3 author: *writes the most devestating ending to a 150k fic that simultaneously calls back to the first chapter and beautifully wraps up every theme in a few paragraphs*

also the ao3 author (in the endnotes): uwu i never know how to end these things T_T

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ace arriving in the afterlife like

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THIS IS SO DELIGHTFUL I PLAYED EITH IT UNTIL MY PHONE BROKE

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

#<3.marmalade

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Update if y’all are curious!!!

This closes tomorrow at midnight 😭

BUT SOMEHOW WE ACCRUED OVER A MILLION SO FAR??? NEAT??

Please share, yall 💀

Hey y’all, not to like drop my irl location or anything, but I’m in trouble and could tots use some sharing/support! Shares are IMMENSELY appreciated, and if somehow you’re an affluent person and have wanted a reason to be a monetary hero, here’s your chance!!

Basically, I go to a small-town college that has been around since the 1800s!! Like literally the 19th century, and it is so hugely for the environment and community?? Like we are a sustainable school that’s big into all types of recycling and bettering the environment—like have you ever heard of teracycling? I didn’t until I came here.

But, so, my school is in danger 💀 it’s so for the environment and the community that they forgot how expensive that can be, and are in danger to SHUT DOWN??? AT THE END OF THIS SEMESTER???!???

Guys, I am a senior. I had ONE MORE SEMESTER, I WOULD’VE BEEN GRADUATED IN DECEMBERRR!! (I wanted to double major in Graphic Design and Psychology. Schedules were a pain. Oopsies?)

And so the school is POORRRRR, we need to somehow rally up

12 MILLION BY APRIL 3RD!!!!

YALL

12 MILLION!?!? THATS SO MUCH!!

So, here I am posting my school’s page for the funding, and if y’all could share this so people see it, take pity on little ol’ me, and donate so this old school can stay alive and I can graduate? That would be totally awesome.

Thanks for reading 💀I never thought I’d be making a post like this. I’m literally so embarrassed AAAAA

#<3.marmalade #donation #donations #go fund me #fundraiser #money #donate #millions Jesus #gofundme #broke

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I dunno guys, I think toskarin would survive

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

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That’s not me

@tmntxthings booped me almost 500 times

#<3.morii.grace #<3.marmalade #this is lies #this is slander #this is defamation #ai generated #Photoshopped #edited

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Um? No? I would never???

@tmntxthings booped me almost 500 times

#<3.morii.grace #<3.marmalade #I’m literally innocent #I’m in shock rn #I’m a victim #don’t believe this dude

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@tmntxthings booped me almost 500 times

#<3.marmalade #<3.morii.grace #I’m a victim

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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