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video credit: Rob Harcourt

Not only can you see the MOMENT this Weddell seal decided to prank the Crabeater seal, BUT HE LAUGHS AT HIM AFTER HE DOES IT! Ah Weddells <3

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I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

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i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

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more adhd things

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the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

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why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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I smoke weed and my dick fall off

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the miku expo 2024 shitshow is gonna be a real test of how much people have spent the past several years especially on tumblr/twitter/tiktok spaces anthropomorphizing and intensely attaching to the concept of miku as a character like she's a pokemon especially from all the "hatsune miku wrote harry potter/made minecraft/etc" shitposts that treat 'her' like something that inherently can't do anything wrong. already seeing people going "yeah but miku looks she's having fun she looks great on a screen it doesn't matter i just wanna see miku" hatsune miku is not a real person you are not going to hurt hatsune miku's feelings if you hold the company who owns this character responsible for breaking 10 years worth of concert quality precedent after charging you inflated concert prices with those very expectations in mind. some of you goons have fandom-worshiped yourselves into stockholm syndrome.

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little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)

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