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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

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play Kingdom Hearts

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SIMON FAIRCHILD CAN GET IT AND YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY MIIIIND

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I’ve claimed this one. He has style you can’t tell me otherwise.

this was how i FIRST saw simon in my head.. and the designs growin on me. fric

#Tma

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Simon had the funnest vibes in that one episode someone bring him back-

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Y'know considering we never seem to get a better answer for what they were associated with, this is my new headcanon

Y'all hear the new Grifter's Bone album? That guy must be with the Desolation because shit's fire 🔥🔥🔥

#tma

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is this orange or yellow.

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Did you hear about the CD AU for adventure time? Bc with how Fiona and cake is going, it’s becoming canon

the what

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i will never get over the way that jurgen leitner's death plays out like an among us kill

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he's such a cringefail girl of fucking course he likes rum raisin icecream

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tim stoker core

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The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

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this will never not be funny

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Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe

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Being a Christian in fandom spaces is just continuously rolling your eyes after seeing a community that has consistently hated on you being praised for how 'accepting and welcoming' they are.