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“Please—“

#you're welcome #nsfw

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well fuck

Back in June, I broke a tooth. Got earliest appointment in, and by that point, a second filling had popped and the tooth was cracked.

Went to set up the treatment plan, which included a panoramic view of my teeth.

People of all persuasions... every tooth not under a crown or a bridge requires a crown, root canal, or filling. That's EIGHT teeth.

I had two done today. Two more are scheduled in two weeks.

And insurance is OUT with today's work. Given that ENT, when I consulted them about sinuses, say they can't really tackle my sinus fuckery until my teeth aren't inflaming anything, I have to get this done.

I'm praying that relieving the constant pressure in my mouth helps with the headaches that keep costing me work days.

Here I am, humbly putting my ko-fi link here. If anyone can drop a few bucks in the pot, it would help.

I've got a goal listed there, and it is an estimate. I had hoped to avoid this, but Heather, bless her soul, went over my diet and sadly agreed that childhood diet and lack of access to dental care is the culprit. My teeth are soft and rotting, so the crowns are my only hope.

I am MORE than willing to write for donations, but I know I am both a mediocre writer and a been there done that for many of you. Still, if you donate, drop me an ask with a request.

Reblogs very appreciated, and I'll apologize in advance because I'm going to probably queue this a few times.

#signal boost

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Ok but this is the best take ever

#psa

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Can we have Obi-Wan X a decent night of sleep 🥺

Now this is a pairing I can get behind.

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May the 4th be with u, and in your kitchen :)

Also I have never posted my art anywhere so uh..please be gentle

(And yes, obi wan is making the spaghetti for anakin)

#awwww #fanart

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I just think this photo of Liam Neeson needs more attention….

#oh well #I'd forgottem about these #nsfw #liam neeson #Qui-Gon looking hot uh?

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Palpatine was an asshole, but damn if he wasn't a genius.

The Clone Wars were the perfect Jedi trap. By fighting at all, the Jedi lost.

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Even when people are like “well Yoda’s perspective is fine for Yoda but he needs to remember that he’s talking to shorter-lived people!”--does he, though?

If you ask a Jew for advice, is it toxic if the advice shaped by their particular Jewish lived experience doesn’t match your own Christian one? If you ask a woman for advice, is it problematic if the advice shaped by her particular lived experience as a woman doesn’t match your own as a man?

Why should Yoda have to constantly modulate every outward expression of his life to cater to short-lived people? It’s not like he’s banning people from the Order or anything–he has a lived perspective, he is asked for it, and he gives it.

Shouldn’t Yoda simply trust (as we typically do, when it comes to asking advice from people unlike ourselves) that the person he’s speaking to is enough of an adult to understand that he has a very different life experience and that’s going to shape what he says? Why is it Yoda’s fault that, in spite of being a two-foot tall troll, people constantly forget that he’s different from them?

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This project!!! Guys, this project is hella AWESOME.

If you're into QuiObi, you cannot miss this calendar. Look at the list of amazing artists who are partecipating!!

(And then there's little old me LOL thank goodness I chose to illustrate December, so I close the line 😁)

PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN!

✨✨PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN!✨✨

Hello there!

Pre-orders for Living In the Moment: A 2023 QuiObi Calendar are now open! They will remain open until August 15th at 11:59 PM EST.

Living In The Moment features new QuiObi art from 13 fandom artists. It is set in a Qui-Gon Lives AU and follows the story of their long life together. The wall calendar is 11 x 17 inches and single-sided to make it easier for anyone who wants to frame the art. 

There are digital and physical copies available for purchase. All physical copies will also receive a pdf. 

We are expecting to ship pre-orders by October 2022.

✨Reach Goal✨

If we receive 100 orders, all physical copy purchases will receive a sticker sheet with chibi designs from some of our artists. 

All proceeds from the calendar will be donated to UNICEF, a humanitarian aid organization supported by both Ewan McGregor and Liam Neeson.

May the Force be with you!

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#quiobi #living in the moment #fanzine #calendar #fan calendar #fanart #qui gon jinn #obi wan kenobi

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nothing will ever beat baby anakin saying "qui-gon sir i don't want to be a problem" and qui gon telling him "you won't be ani" being followed by numerous movies and shows where he was in fact the galaxy's biggest problem

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Quinn nodded in understanding, trying to keep his curiosity under grasps. What was such a woman alone in Nassau? She was as beautiful and as put together as rich merchant or low noble from England, but her ease in the situation spoke of someone who was used to being far away from home and able to fend for herself.

It was pretty telling that she seemed perfectly at ease at the idea of being surrounded by pirates for several days - Quinn was willing to bet she had at least one weapon on her. You didn't get that kind fo confidence unless you could defend yourself.

"As it happens, I do have women on my crew." Well, since Daisy had died they only had Tahl, but it still counted. "If you're offering to serve in my crew, might I assume that you have sailing experience?" Quinn then realized that the woman hadn't introduced herself, and he raised an eyebrow. "Miss...?"

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Quinn had learned to dive underwater with his eyes open as a boy, to hunt for lobsters and cockles. Now, a grown man and a pirate captain, the ability came in handy when it came to examining the hull of his ship – activity made easy, even pleasant, by the shallow, warm, clear waters of Nassau’s port (so different from the cold, dark waters of his hometown).

“So she’s good to go?” Quinn asked the carpenter when they both came up to breathe, to which Harvey smiled wildly and nodded: “In perfect condition, sir. She’ll take you through a hundred storms!”

Quinn winced. “God, I surely hope not!” What a terrifying though. The man meant well, Quinn knew that, but it was never a good idea to tempt Lady Fortune like that.

The Wild Hunt had had a close encounter with a sand bank just a few days before: fearing damage to the hull, as soon as they’d docked in Nassau Quin had arranged for his ship to be thoroughly checked. From the inside she’d seemed fine, but cracks on the outer part of the hull could lay dormant for years and then split open without warning.

But it seemed like it wasn’t the case, which lifted the Captain’s bad mood. Micah would be ecstatic to know that no, they wouldn’t have to dry-dock the Wild Hunt for repairs: he’d thrown a hissy fit when Quinn had warned him it might be the case, bitching that it was too expensive and that it would heavily cut the earnings of their last plunder.

Quinn left the carpenter to his devices and climbed up the ladder onto the wooden dock. Tomorrow was payday, and the crew would be happy to know that it was going to be a rich one. The last Spanish vessel had been loaded.

“Captain! Captain!”

He turned towards the voice – Tony, of their most recent recruits – as he squeezed the water out of his long hair. “What is it?” He inquired, curious rather than worried, since the man didn’t look panicked as much as excited.

“There’s a woman who wants to see you, sir! She says she needs passage.”

Quinn’s eyebrows rose in surprise. A woman, singular? It was quite rare for a woman to travel alone. “Where is she?”

Tony pointed behind him, at the other end of the docks – and sure enough there was a woman standing not far, looking at them.

The captain was suddenly acutely aware of his state: bare-chested, his tattooed and scarred upper body in plain view, hair dripping, his trousers water-logged and uncomfortably stuck to his legs, barefoot. God, he must have looked like a savage, rather than a captain. Should he change first or not?

After a moment of hesitation, Quinn decided that it was impolite to keep a lady waiting, especially in the Caribbean sun, so he’d better greet her immediately and escort her somewhere shaded before worrying about his appearance.

“Fetch me one of my shirts, my boots and my hat, quick,” he told Tony, sending him scampering to the boardwalk of the Wild Hunt.

Combing his wet hair with his fingers, Quinn took a deep breath and approached the woman – a very beautiful one, at that, with dark hair and clear eyes. “Greetings, madam. I’m Captain Quinn St. John, at your service.” He bowed, mentally cursing his wardrobe, or lack thereof. “How may I help you?”

You didn’t, Thera had found, spend very much time on Nassau without seeing somebody undressed. Tortuga might have been worse, but there was no shortage of people stripped down for work - though what that work might be varied greatly in kind.

And so, when the man with the air about him of being new promised to fetch his Captain, she wasn’t particularly startled by his lack of attire. More surprising was that he was soaked from head to toe, his height as he drew closer and then, though perhaps it shouldn’t have been, the rich accent of his voice. All manner of backgrounds and creeds forsook their homelands for the seas, and an Irishman was no more unusual than any other.

But with all that said, by the time he was close enough in all his dampened glory to address her and bow, his mere presence made it difficult to keep her gaze on his eyes.

“Greetings, Captain …” Her own accent might have seemed better suited to the company of the Royal Navy than the pirates’ isle, “I’m afraid my previous ship has been delayed,” Meaning, the tradesmen of Nassau had spotted a sucker and her last Captain was quarreling over price, “and I’d like to be on my way. You were recommended.”

As much as a pirate could be, of course. But at least he seemed pleasant, as opposed to those who looked her over like she was the currency they’d ask for in return. “I’m looking to reach the mainland, if I can. I have coin to pay, or I’m happy to work for it - if you’ll accept a woman as part of your crew?”

#sorry for long post #I cna't cut posts from this lapto #thank you for your patience <3

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not just to improve his padawan’s perspective on life omfg

that is the most Jedi thing i have ever heard; like honestly how many times do you think younglings complaining about consequences and asking “but whyyyyy” got to hear the response “to improve your perspective on life”

it’s an ancient Temple in-joke.  padawans at evening meal asking their friend “where were you yesterday?” and friend responding all grumbly-like “improving my perspective on life” and friends being like “ooooh you got in troubleee”

knight kenobi showing up for dinner alone and the other masters asking “where’s anakin,” and obi-wan being like “improving his perspective on life” and the other masters being like “again?”

qui-gon telling impertinent sassball obi-wan to climb to the top of the Reconciliation Spire without turbolifts, for “a change in perspective”

obi-wan not coming back for hours and annoyed!qui-gon climbing up himself, only to find obi-wan chilling at the top, perched on the top floor observation balcony’s railing

qui-gon being like “wtf are you doing” and obi-wan just waving a hand out over the cityscape like “improving my perspective on life master. and obeying your mandate - you told me to climb up the spire, not back down again.”

and qui-gon being like i am going to improve your perspective on death actually if you don’t cut this shit out immediately

#meta #about the muse

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Obligingly, Qui-Gon raised his glass of Corellian brandy and gently clinked it against her own.

"To be fair, though, you haven't seen the worst of it," he commented, taking a sip of the golden liquor. "I learned a long time ago to curb myself outside of combat. People getting weirded out by us does the Order no favours."

[Inspired from here.]

"Let's drink to 'unsettling Jedi physicality'!"

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#pffffft #fanart

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obi-wan kenobi is stronger than me bc if i was "two halves of a single warrior, closer than friends, closer than brothers, knew each other more intimately than lovers" with a 6ft moody twunk i wouldn't walk away from him twice i'd simply dom him into stability

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I want to RP so fucking much

But no

Because I work so fucking much I'm exhausted all the fucking time and I can't think straight

#ooc #rant #god please reduce my workload