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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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yasuke, holding a rock: nagito just gave this to me and said "i feel like you deserve the moon but all i can give you is a rock".

izuru: if you don't marry them, i will.

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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izuru: i like pineapple on pizza. its refreshing. like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.

yasuke: excuse me?

izuru: you heard me.

yasuke: well, i wish i didn’t!

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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nagito: thanks for not telling izuru what happened

yasuke: i wouldn't even know where to BEGIN trying to explain this

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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izuru: you don't think im weird and scary?

nagito: you saved my life! who am i to complain?

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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nagito: we need to talk about the kiss.

yasuke: you're the one that kissed me, nagito.

nagito: but you kissed me back.

yasuke: i was pushing you back.

nagito: with your li-

yasuke: yes with my lips.

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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yasuke: you have to learn to love yourself

nagito: dont you hate yourself?

yauske: yes, but this is about you, stay focused

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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yasuke: i cannot express how much i hate f^cking bees!

nagito: then stop f^cking bees, it's really a simple solution

yasuke: you know what I meant!

izuru: not after the bee movie, we dont.

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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yasuke: izuru and nagito have become each other's partner in crime

yasuke: literal crime. they do lots of crime together

yasuke: stop doing crime together!

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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yasuke: izuru has these insanely strong opinions on anything. go on, ask him a thing no one should have an opinion on

nagito: what's the worst multiple of four?

izuru: twelve, obviously.

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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izuru: hey, you want a tarot reading?

yasuke: those are pokemon cards

izuru: you got a magikarp

yasuke: ...

izuru: it means 'f^ck you'

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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izuru: now that i have your attention-

yasuke: you don’t have my attention.

izuru: komaeda nagito

yasuke: i’m listening.

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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How do you come up with all the incorrect quotes? They're really good ❤

Thank you, Anon! Sometimes for incorrect quotes, I'll find them in media like tv shows and movies on my own, but most often they're from tumblr itself! There's also a random incorrect quote generator that I used once.

#ask

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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I'm the anon who was asking about how you came up with that post, I was wondering if the posts were related are if its just coincidence

That is a coincidence, I believe! I'm pretty sure I got that quote from an omori incorrect quote with Kel, Hero, and Mari. Love the other person's characters for it though! Tsumugi and Kirumi seems like a good ship :)

#ask #monaca and kokichi would either be best friends or complete jerks to each other

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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random person, about nagito and izuru: excuse me, are these people bothering you?

yasuke: yes, but they're my partners, so i signed up for this

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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yasuke: oh, i'm fine, i've just got this headache that keeps coming and going

*izuru shows up *

yasuke: oh look here it is again

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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junko: izuru, are you going to turn against me, the remnants – your family, for some servant you have only known for a few months?!

izuru: the fact that this is an easy decision says more about you than it does about me

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matsukamukomaincorrectquotes · 2 years

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yasuke, outside nagito's door: hey i need to talk to you about something, are you decent?

nagito: morally? absolutely not. am i wearing pants? yes.

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