matt-kings

[matt-kings]

Not to influence you or anything but Tigress is also Tord's favorite

Doesn't surprise me, I've seen him playing with her a couple times

[matt-kings]

Oh, you misunderstood

I wasn’t trying to be funny-I’m trying to say that you should give the little ones a chance to get to know you later on, if they’re curious. They’re sentient beings, after all

-Truth

I mean sure yeah I'm not gonna be mean to her or anything, and I'm pretty amazing so I'd understand if they wanted to know more about me or were curious

I already found them playing with one of my holographic jackets because they liked that it was flashy. They didn't damage it or anything but I'll be more careful to keep my things in my room now that they're free roaming

[matt-kings]

Tigress could very well learn how to talk and care for herself, maybe her personality could win you over in the future?

-Truth

Trying to pair me up with the ginger one, haha, I get it, you're really funny

I don't like cats, never have, and I doubt I'm going to start.

Sure I like watching her sometimes, and she might be fun to hear what she has to say once she can speak, but I heavily doubt we'll have any further relationship

#ew matt

[matt-kings]

How you feeling about all the cats?

Who’s your favorite kitten?

My feeling regarding the new animals? I find them honestly annoying, they're loud and they're not even confined to Edd's room anymore

so no I don't have a favorite

...

If I did though it'd probably be Tigress, I like that she doesn't let the others mess with her or take her stuff, she lives up the name

[matt-kings]

Oh Sera is a woman of science and taste-she would absolutely have input on how your designs look, but in the objective, constructive criticism kind of way

Have a few words with her-once designs are out of the sketch phase, she can make some experimental molds for cheap-but similar-metals to test designs for modeling

This is something she’s wanted to do for YEARS alongside her scientific pursuits, I’m glad she’s found a business partner

Send me a bill for any precious metals you need to use in making a first line-I make it a point to fund the startup of business ventures of familiars I’ve raised

Hundreds of years have given me the funding needed for such things

Have fun!

-Truth

I'm glad to help honestly! I've altered some stuff for Mark before but I'm pretty sure I've only made pieces from scratch for myself (maybe Tord once or twice)

So it'll be nice! I'm kind of excited, honestly

[matt-kings]

If you would like to try and corner a market-Sera would absolutely model for Dragon based jewelry products if you asked her to

I have connections to get the business off the ground-and trust me, MANY dragons would burn down countries for jewelry tailored for their bodies

Oh and Sera loved the gift-I got a letter raving about that after she told me about cure progress

-Truth

That honestly sounds like so much fun, and I've always wanted to get into making jewelry, but dragon jewelry sounds way more fun

If your little buddy is willing to model and maybe even give some creative input since I'm not a dragon and stuff I'd be totally willing to make stuff for her, and it would be fun to sell them if it goes well

[matt-kings]

I’ve sent Tord a miniature dragon Familiar named Sera to work with him as a lab assistant

If you would like to win her over, she likes jewelry-it doesn’t have to be expensive or even real, just shiny and nice looking

She’s a lady of science-she knows beautiful things don’t need a high price tag

-Truth

That's so cute honestly I can see Tord loving that, I don't think he came to bed last night, I'd expect him to have slept in if he just went to bed late, but he wasn't there this morning either, so I'm gonna head down there to check on him anyway

And I have tons of jewelry so I certainly don't mind parting with some

[matt-kings]

Matt... What exactly is Tord doing that would be so dangerous if he goes through with it

Well, he works at nunya.inc and it's very dangerous

#this is such a stupid question it like makes me angry #no offense I guess anon #but what do you think? why would I tell you that? also our entire goddamn lives are dangerous

[matt-kings]

Coconut milk can actually stave off the need for blood

By like, MONTHS

This includes the side effects from blood withdrawal

But do not use it as a crutch-a healthy feeding schedule on human or animal blood is the best-only use coconut milk in cases of emergency, as you can build up an intolerance that takes decades to undo

The vampire-by-choice friend I mentioned is the reason I know a lot about how to properly take care of vampiric dietary needs

I’m not well versed in any other aspects of vampirism despite the mainstream ones

-Truth

that's actually very awesome and nice I love coconut milk so this is perfect

[matt-kings]

Matt, if you don't mind me asking... Why don't you wanna talk about kids with Tord...?

Not that it's any of your business

Tord just really really likes kids, and babies, always has, and he's good with them. And I love Tord with all of my heart so it's hard sometimes to see how sad it makes him that it's just not something we could do

He frustrates me sometimes, he's really ambitious, which is amazing, but he has some huge stuff he's working on and doing right now that, if it works out, would be really dangerous. I told him it was fine and that I'd go with him and stuff, but I was already not totally sold on the idea of a kid, so there's no way I'd be ok with it like this

[matt-kings]

Try drinking donor blood in a wine glass next time you have to feed

An old friend of mine uses that method to help desensitize themselves from their need to feed-and it also helps keep “food” and “humans” as two entirely separate concepts in their head

When you need to use the demon blood, try soaking a bit into a bandage, then wrapping the wound-it’ll feel more like a large band-aid than what it actually is, and it speeds up healing too

-Truth

The demon blood bandaid thing was a great idea because now I can use both hands again and it properly stays put so that's pretty nice

And it's actually been a good while since I've had to drink blood and I hadn't even thought about that, I used to just steal it from the hospital or get it from Tord, so I figured that could work this time too. I'm probably gonna need a drink soon, I try to avoid it as long as I can but I start getting like, grey, and my eyes get all red, so that's no great

[matt-kings]

I would like to inform you that since you are a vampire, you have the “Undead” classification

There’s actually some dope ass creatures in that category, not just rotting, walking corpses and the like, that’s just a hurtful stereotype

Check out that magic store back home-there’s some great self care books you can read that’ll greatly improve your quality of second-life

Because undead does not mean “walking dead”-it means “alive again”, at least to people who know what they’re talking about

I know nothing about a cure since I’ve only dabbled in vampiric research, which is why I recommended finding a professional, but since that didn’t work out, self research is probably your next best bet

Also, squeeze all the blood you can out of your clothes before washing them-demon blood can fix wounds inflicted by holy substances on Vampires

-Truth

Honestly that does make me feel a little better, one thing I was really worrying about when this all started bubbling up again isn't even that I don't know what caused it, just that I don't totally know how to BE a vampire, so I definitely like the idea of picking up some books on it

My hand is still burned but the blood makes it feel way way better, which is kinda gross and kinda creepy but whatever, doesn't hurt anymore and I guess you've gotta do what you gotta do

[matt-kings]

I didn't realize the vampire stuff has been so hard on you but that makes sense, it is scary, and you didn't even find a solution :(

Is this meant to somehow make me feel better?? Don't act like you get me or know what's going on with me

Also can you guys just see us whenever? I get that your inter-dimensional beings or whatever but I didn't know you could see the private conversation I have with my fiance

[matt-kings]

We should come back here for our honeymoon

... Uh-

I'm kidding

[matt-kings]

Matt, YOUR FRIENDS COULD ALREADY BE DEAD

Get a metal bat and holy water, you’ll be needing it

-Truth

Why does the bat need to be made of metal?? I have one I like plenty and it's even decorated, it's got nails, barbed wire, glitter and purple star stickers <3 can I use that one?

#((there's a reason Tom and Edd sit those out usually #but these two never shy away from a bit of violence. that's why they're in love <3))

[matt-kings]

WHAT

-Truth

Lmao I know right

Skill issue tbh

[matt-kings]

Well a big hand just reached through and grabbed them so.

Tord seems real worried