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i LOVE the idea of "i can't win, but you can lose" in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.
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Hot people stan Matthew Fairchild but also hate on his alcoholic habits.
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BOOK RECS ASK GAME
a book that is close to your heart
a book with a blue cover
a stand-alone that you wish was part of a series
a poetry book that reads like a story
something in fiction that reads like poetry
a book with a pink cover
a book you did not finish
a book you finished in one sitting
your favourite book of 2020
a book that got you through something
a book with a green cover
a book that mentions food in the title
your favorite romance novel
a book that made you trip on literary acid
a book rec you really enjoyed
a book you'd recommend to your younger self
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your least favorite book ever
a book that put you in a reading slump
a book that got you out of a reading slump
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your favourite thriller
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your favourite memoir
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a book you wish you could read as a beginner again
your favourite YA novel
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your favourite nonfiction novel
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a book featuring the found family trope
a book that mentions time in the title
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your favourite fantasy novel
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your favourite sci-fi novel
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your favourite historical fiction novel
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your favourite poetry collection
your favourite LGBTQ+ fiction
a book with a gorgeous cover
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your favourite love triangle
a book featuring the I'm not like other girls trope
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your favourite dystopian readyour favourite book about magical realism
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recommend any book you like!
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IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT THE LOVE STORY IN A MINOR KEY COVER BY SARAH COTHRAN IS JAMES AND GRACE’S SONG YOU ARE WRONG AND I DON’T WANT TO HEAR SHIT FROM YOU EVER AGAIN. PLS LISTEN TO IT IT’S LITERALLY THEM I CAN’T DO THIS
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I’m sorry to say this but I STILL haven’t started Chain of Iron because I got sucked into like twenty different shows at once BUT I’m starting it rn it’s 11:05 pm I have to be up at 6 in the morning i’ll let you all know how this goes
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TDA characters as teenagers on modern day tik tok
Dru: My girl would be shitting on Ed Sheeran. Making memes and everything. She definitely made those random ass fan edits for things like dish soap. She runs a satire account pretending to be an old conservative woman. She also fell into the Harry Potter hype but would never admit it to anyone. She is a marauders stan (and lowkey crushing on Tom Riddle/ Blaise). She was a deep tik tok and made fun of Gabbie Hanna.
Kit: Would also be shitting on Ed Sheeran. Definetly had a style glow up and now dresses in old nike crew necks with a white collared shirt underneath it and has an ear pierced. His nails are painted black. Blew up on tik tok and has the same humor as Claire Drake. Wears eyeliner now. Asks Dru and Emma for style tips. He’s also on witch tok. 
Emma: She’s on travel tik tok. She’s always posting cute and basic videos with Julian. She also does tik tok dances and Dru makes fun of her. She has a good amount of followers, but not as many as Kit. 
Cristina: She’s on liberal/leftist tik tok, even though she really doesn’t need to be apart of US politics. Has read theory and makes tik toks calling out problematic creators. Constantly posting on social issues and has made Mark and Kieran do it to. 
Zara: She’s the TSC version of Trisha Patyas. She gets cancelled every two weeks for doing SOMETHING. Cristina is usually the one who calls her out, and then Emma spams Zara’s comments with tik tok insults (yk the ones). She’s on hype house tik tok. 
Mark: He’s on pet tik tok. His whole for you page is just animals, and they’re mostly dogs. He makes basic cute tik toks and people tell him he has golden retriever energy. He has as many followers as Kit, but his audience is different. 
Kieran: He’s on drug tik tok. He’s for you page is a bunch of hippes smoking and talking about the good effects of LSD and shrooms. He’s also on with tok and now owns many many crystals. He makes Cristina and Mark allign their chakras at least once every day. 
Julian: He’s on food tik tok. He made Emma whipped coffee like twice everyday when it was a trend. He has made full meals off of tik tok. He also has a food account where he shows people how to cook. Emma thinks its the cutest thing ever, but he doesn’t have a lot of followers. 
Ty: Ty is on science tik tok and animal tik tok, but not like Mark’s version of animal tik tok. His are mostly marine animals or just really obscure animals and it’s very informational. He comes away with about fifty new facts everyday, which he texts to Julian. 
Diego: He makes thirst trap tik toks. Has over a million followers. Posts shirtless almost all the time. His for you page is just dancing videos or memes. Him and Kit are mutuals, and Diego is always asking Kit to be in a tik tok with him. 
Jamie: He’s on Four Freaks Show tik tok and others with that same kind of humor. Runs an Ed Sheeran hate page. Him and Dru team up to troll conservatives. He has a decent amount of followers and a few of his videos have blown up but not many. Gen z tik tok humor is basically his second language. 
Helen: Helen is on cottagecore lesbian/ soft tik tok. Aesthetic videos of indie girls with long skirts and red hair. Forest videos. She’s a hozier stan now. Takes date ideas from tik tok and makes Aline go on picnics with her. She hasn’t posted any tik toks but she has over 100 drafts. She takes style inspiration from tik tok and now dresses in flowly, long skirts and soft sweaters. Also on witch tok and now owns a bunch of incense. 
Aline: Aline is just on pretty girl tik tok. Idk how to describe it. Her for you page is just a bunch of REALLY pretty girls and also relatable videos. Her videos only consists of her and Helen. 
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Alec Lightwood is the type of person to shit on America all the mf time but the SECOND someone from the UK tries to shit on America he becomes the most patriotic mf ever seen. No, I won’t explain.
Alec: Yeah, Americas really just a giant shit hole. 
Jem: Yeah, it is. 
Alec: ...
Alec: I know a british motherfucker didn’t just try and say something. Yeah, that’s what I thought. Go eat your beans and toast. 
Alec: Go find your tea at the bottom of the sea
Alec: Imagine loosing a revolutionary war 
Alec: [god bless America begins playing]
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judecardan but in the mortal world :>
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Just in case you missed it — though I’m sure you didn’t! — the playlist for Chain of Iron.
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Snape: I will expose Remus as a werewolf and make sure Hogwarts knows what a monster he is and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
James & Sirius:
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Will Herondale
breathe if you agree
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MATTHEW FAIRCHILD APPRECIATION POST
love u king <3333
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I literally went into ‘Clockwork Princess’ for the first time, feeling protective over Charlotte and the ‘little bundle of joy’ she was carrying, not knowing what an ass he’d be when he was older.
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with everything going on in regards to the group of trans women who were recently attacked, it's not enough to post "black trans lives matter" and leave it at that. if you truly believe that, you need to be ensuring their survival by donating to and supporting black trans women directly.
black trans women please feel free to add your links below as well!
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my fellow americans, if you have not already done so, then please destroy all expectations you have that we will know any results on election night. upwards of 40% of voters plan on voting by mail. many states do not allow counties to even begin counting mailed ballots until election day. it’s very likely will not know who is president, who will take the senate, or even who your city’s mayor will be until mid to late november. internalize that now.
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A white devil Grace Blackthorn
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☆ the shadowhunters chronicles characters a-to-z: sophie collins
sophia “sophie” lightwood (née collins) is a former mundane who possessed the sight and used to be a servant at the london institute. after years of serving them, sophie underwent ascension and became a shadowhunter herself. she is the wife of gideon lightwood, with whom she has three children: barbara, eugenia, and thomas
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