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matthewtsp · 21 days
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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
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matthewtsp · 21 days
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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
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matthewtsp · 1 year
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matthewtsp · 1 year
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And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us
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matthewtsp · 1 year
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“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism
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matthewtsp · 1 year
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I don’t know anything about ace attorney
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matthewtsp · 1 year
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matthewtsp · 1 year
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underrated fantasy thing is when authors want to avoid giving an actual earth year their story takes place so the characters say shit like "back in the Year Of The Skateboarding Dragon" and all the other characters are like ah yes how could we forget the crops were so plentiful the year that dragon did those sweet sweet kickflips
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matthewtsp · 1 year
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matthewtsp · 1 year
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Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.
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matthewtsp · 1 year
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historians gonna need a doctorate in film and memeology to deconstruct this one in 300 years man
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matthewtsp · 1 year
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I found the most cursed most ominous thing on amazon today….. the offsetting sickly yellow, the ghost of him in the background staring into your soul disapprovingly, the unbalanced little guy off to the side, the mcdonalds logo, how off kilter the picture was taken, but worst of all it was just titled “seto kaiba” and that was it. I feel like his soul has been trapped in this disk and I am afraid. 
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matthewtsp · 1 year
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i wish superpowers were real because then you'd get people making posts like "some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/" and know exactly who the OP was talking about
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matthewtsp · 2 years
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this is just. so fucking funny to me
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matthewtsp · 2 years
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hi guys i was in jail but then the guards felt bald for me because i’m so handsome & special so they helped me escape. hope that’s ok
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matthewtsp · 2 years
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i love when you hear a song and you’re like “oh id absolutely stumble through the snow bleeding from a knife stuck in my gut to this”
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matthewtsp · 2 years
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gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them
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