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mattschorr · 3 years

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HIGH SPEED CHASES, CONGRESSIONAL VIOLENCE AND MORE ... a new episode of my podcast dropped today, where I chatted with Leaf-Chronicle Reporter Jennifer Babich about her career in television and newspaper journalism. As the title suggests, some of her stories are pretty wild...

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mattschorr · 3 years

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This week in my column for the Leaf-Chronicle, I talked about my kids’ aversion to clothes, and I’m not sharing any pictures of that.

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mattschorr · 3 years

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So I have a new summer job this year......

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#The Hard Way #newspaper #column #columnist #humor #humor writing #comedy #funny #birthday #forty #Clarksville #clarksville tn #clarksville tennessee

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mattschorr · 3 years

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There’s a new page for my webcomic -- Moby Dick: Back from the Deep -- up today. You can find out more about it at the link below:

http://backfromthedeep.thecomicseries.com/

#moby dick #back from the deep #webcomic #webcomics #indie #indie comic #indie comics #horror #horror comic #horror comics #horror community

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mattschorr · 3 years

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Here’s a glimpse at the next page of my webcomic -- Moby Dick: Back from the Deep -- going up this Friday! Follow the link below to subscribe!

http://backfromthedeep.thecomicseries.com/

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mattschorr · 3 years

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Indie forever!!!

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mattschorr · 3 years

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Here’s wishing everyone a very safe, happy and thoughtful Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. I hope I can always manage some contribution, no matter how humble, to making his dream a reality

#mlk #mlkjr #mlkday #martin luther king #Martin Luther King Jr

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mattschorr · 3 years

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Today in my Leaf Chronicle humor column, I talk about what it’s like being the bad guy. Here’s an excerpt...

My wife and I discovered a certain power my voice has over our daughter. Turns out, if I lower it deep enough and project it loud enough, it causes a sort of temporary paralysis.

Rowan’s entire body freezes. Whether she’s shredding toilet paper, swatting her brother or just causing general mayhem, she halts, unable to move or speak. The one exception is a slight tremble in her hands.

Amanda, being the clever mother she is, realized just how useful this new tool could be. So now, much like a radio station overplaying the newest hit song, she’s eager to use it whenever Rowan defies her.

#The Hard Way #newspaper #humor #columnist #clarksville #clarksville tn #clarksville tennessee #leaf-chronicle

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mattschorr · 3 years

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There’s a new page for my webcomic -- Moby Dick: Back from the Deep -- up today. You can find out more about it at the link below:

http://backfromthedeep.thecomicseries.com/

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mattschorr · 3 years

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1 down, 1 to go!

#covid vaccine #vaccine

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mattschorr · 3 years

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Here’s a sneak peak of the latest page in my webcomic -- Moby Dick: Back from the Deep -- which goes up this Friday! Subscribe now so you don’t miss it!

#moby dick #backfromthedeep #webcomic #webcomix #indie #indie comics #horror #horror comics #whale #sperm whale #white whale #zombie #zombie whale

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mattschorr · 3 years

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Sign up for the most diabolical news on the net ... MINE!

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mattschorr · 3 years

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My CORONAMULLET saga continues in my Leaf-Chronicle column today: ---- “This is the longest I’ve seen your hair get.” I nodded and brushed several pesky strands away from my ear. They tumbled right back over it, which tickled in a way I still wasn’t used to and made me jump. “Yea,” I agreed, “but you still think I’m hot, right?” Amanda placed a hand on my head and ran her fingers – every so slowly and lovingly – through my hair. “Sweetie,” she whispered, “you were never hot.” ----

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mattschorr · 3 years

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Here’s an excerpt of my weekly humor column in The Leaf-Chronicle newspaper, which details the trials and tribulations of a new parent in the middle of a global pandemic. This week continued the saga of my CORONAMULLET! (I hate that thing.)

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mattschorr · 3 years

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I’d like to invite everyone to check out the latest episode of my podcast, Tales from a Small Town Journalist, which is dedicated to all the weird and wonderful stories you are ONLY hear from reporters working in small communities. Follow the link or look us up wherever you get your podcasts!

My latest guest, Mason Watkins from WPSD Local 6, tells some crazy tales about destroying a broadcasting mast, accidentally causing a bomb scare at the state capitol and more.

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