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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

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i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

#this is the son of the sea au 🥲 #i prommy im working on part 3 its just slow going

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#grindr pics 👀 #all I'm gonna say on that

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if I forgot your favorite subgenre or misclassified a band feel free to argue in the replies 👍

#wanted to say doom metal but. my heart knows the truth #nu metal

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actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.

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staying up late: hehe

waking up tired as fuck: not hehe

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everyboddy shut  UP im THINKING about finctional character

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nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job

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i’m at my clits end

#SCREAM

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Fumbled right at the finish line smh (uncensored version on my twixter )

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Spot The Difference

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smoked salmon got me acting unwise

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