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If crosshair must die, here are my top ways it should happen:

Emerie, in a fit of jealousy, chops off his hand and then holds him as he dies of blood loss only to tell him that she hates his ass so bad and then she drops his corpse in a river.

That's it.

#and i say that with literalllyyyyyyy all the love in the world. #cathy watches star wars

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If crosshair dies next week, I will be very upset. Stay tuned for my forthcoming fanfiction where he doesn't do that.

#cathy watches star wars

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His sister, the Zillow beast, helps you stalk houses in your neighborhood so you can see how much they're selling for.

Zillo beast.

#cathy watches star wars

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Zillo beast.

#cathy watches star wars

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Not gonna say it again

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we used to have thom allison as pree on tv i miss him

#killjoys

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office mug

#need.

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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

#saying this to myself every night.

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She’s the senATE. Chancellor Pussyqueen.

No more questions

#star wars

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thinking thoughts....

a feverish william shatner professing jim's love for spock because he just found out the show had been cancelled...

#girl you are so mysterious to me #star trek

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ok im really curious do you guys have books you consider your "white whale"? as in books you keep telling yourself oh yeah i really want to read that, but you keep not reading it?

#house of leaves.

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#jokes on me I'm the same everywhere

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How touching.

Iconic. Btw here's a bonus yeet.

#star wars #i am going to lewse it. I am so normal rn #the bad batch

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1533.6 "Charlie X"

#important. #star trek

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Lol, Picard, where have you been? It’s happened several times.

#he is so stupid and hes stupid on purpose which is worse #star trek #i want to shake him like a dog with a squirrel but then truly just rip his head off. just get in there and sever it. would solve so many #problems.

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4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy