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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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im not like other teenagers, im 51

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if australia can be in Eurovision why can’t america?

because we don’t like america and we have to hear from them every other day of the year

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you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which one of you is the liar” or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like “what’s two plus two” one of them’s gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie. 

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Good News: Our Children Have Some Terrific Ideas for How to Get the Big Ol’ Boat Unstuck From the Suez Canal

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Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is “dying” or “dead” when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever

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Just because your feelings are valid, this doesn't mean that every possible reaction to them is. Yes, it's okay to be angry - but it's not okay to take it out on someone by breaking their stuff. Yes, it's okay to be jealous - but it's not okay to sabotage relationships. Yes, it's okay to want attention - but it's not okay to lie to get it. And so on. Your feelings are always valid, but you still have a responsibility for how you choose to express them.

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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

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Predator (1987) | dir. John McTiernan

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The Incredibles 2 (2018)

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figured out what all my posts were missing! it was the sun wearing shades in the top left corner

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genuinely moved by this clip of pingu being comforted during a panic attack

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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Unmute

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Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…