mayakern
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mayakern · 32 minutes ago
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don’t mind me just going thru and rereading comments on spitfire for some free serotonin before bed
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mayakern · 2 hours ago
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i would just like to say that not only is rodeo doing SO much better after a trip to the vet + some meds, he has also now figured out our bell system so he can ask to go potty outside and the only accident he’s had in the past few days was my fault for not responding in time
i have been stressed out of my mind training this pup mostly solo for the past 6? 7? weeks but now that he has some semblance of bladder control and can ask to go outside i don’t need to be constantly vigilant and should get more peace of mind. which i desperately need lol
the only problem is i’m his favorite so if he’s bored and i’m on the other side of the baby gate he will use the bell to get me to go over, which i have to do bc i have to take him out every time he rings it to train him. and the bathroom is on the other side of the gate 🥲
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mayakern · 7 hours ago
Do you have any advice/know any good tutorials on getting started with Scrivener? I really want to use it to help keep my writing orgazined/centralized vs the mountain of word docs i have now but i opened it up and its interface is intimidating and the built in tutorial is just a wall of text that doesn't work well with my brain 😭
i don’t sorry 😅 i also hate walls of text but i sucked it up and read what i could handle and just ran in blind with everything else haha. there’s probably some good youtube videos out there tho!
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mayakern · 13 hours ago
In your one answer you said that you liked the colors to almost vibrate against one another and I have to say that’s the perfect way to describe your art, everything about it feels vivid and living, down to the color choices
hehehe thank you! 🥰 tbh sometimes i try to do more muted color palettes... but it never lasts lol. my brain just doesn't vibe with it even tho i love it in other peoples' art.
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mayakern · 14 hours ago
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first pass on firebrand's (sequel to spitfire) outline is done... it is SUPER rough and needs a lot of work but oh my god the bones are there
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mayakern · 15 hours ago
apologies if this is smth thats been asked before (tumblr isnt letting me search to check </3) but have you read Priory of the Orange Tree before? I figured that, considering everything in Spitfire, it might be something up your alley! It's got lots of fantasy political intrigue, spys and assassins, dragons and magic, and some fun romance drama! The plot i found really fun and exciting but for me the main pull was the characters. I don't really know what you go for in stories other than what i can gleam off your writings, and Priory doesn't really have any level of spice, but after reading it I thought of your blog and figured you might get a kick out of it!
i haven’t read it yet but it’s on my list! usually i read pretty voraciously but even since we got the puppy i just don’t have the brain for it. 😔
i’ve also barely been able to get any writing work done since i’m currently working on the outline for spitfire’s sequel and that requires a lot of brain energy 😭😭
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mayakern · 15 hours ago
i'm sure you get this all the time, but your art ist just GORGEOUS. the high saturation and near monochrome palettes are so unique that i can immediately identify your art without looking at your icon, and there's something so magical about the way you do everything
aw thank you 🥰
i used to get in trouble in school for my colors — as bright as they are now, they were more so then — because my favorite thing was when colors would seem to vibrate against each other and one of my favorite palettes was lime green + magenta. i’m not quite that bad now but i think about trying it again every now and then dgdhshs
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mayakern · 20 hours ago
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please give spitfire a try. it’s horny and silly and dramatic and queer and heartfelt. 
 it’s my favorite thing i’ve ever written. 
i cannot say enough how gratifying and fun it is to write. thank you to everyone who’s given it a shot!
it’s 18+ and you can read it for free here!
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mayakern · 20 hours ago
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local sword lesbian here to cause trouble
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mayakern · 20 hours ago
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recent spitfire sketches. i love my kids so much!!!!! 😭😭😭😭 tinyurl.com/readspitfire
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mayakern · 21 hours ago
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chapter 22 of spitfire, “history,” is now up to read publicly! 
 spitfire is an 18+ queer fantasy romance novel. it contains violence, drama, blood magic, other magic, sword lesbians, unresolved sexual tension, pining, snark, pettiness, pain, and a lot of bad jokes.
you can read it on AO3 and wattpad
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mayakern · 22 hours ago
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spitfire chapter 24: desperation 
spitfire is a queer poly fantasy romance novel. it contains explicit material and is 18+ only. 
you can read it online for free!
AO3 | wattpad | patreon
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mayakern · 22 hours ago
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spitfire chapter 27 "before one of us bleeds" is now up!
spitfire is a queer, poly fantasy romance novel that i post to read online for free on AO3 and wattpad! (if you are 18+)
it's super weird and gender-fucky and i love it so much! please give it a shot!
an excerpt from this chapter:
“Caed, I believe that you believe that you love me, even though you seem hellbent on only acting on it in the worst way possible. But the way you treat me? It’s so fucking weird. I’ve realized that recently. Ever since—” Feon stops and shakes his head again. Exhales a loud groan. Raises his hands and slaps his cheeks until they’re a bright, stinging red. “The point is, you don’t think about me, not the way that I think about you. You’ve always been more focused on hurting yourself than you ever have been on not hurting me.”
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mayakern · 23 hours ago
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Spitfire chapter 30 "Bitten to Ripeness" is now available to read!
Spitfire is a queer poly fantasy web novel. i post chapters for free on AO3 and Wattpad
it contains explicit content and is 18+ only.
we're nearing the end of book 1 and i am SUPER PUMPED!!!
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mayakern · 23 hours ago
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the 2nd to last chapter of spitfire “Bound Together” is now up to read on AO3 and wattpad!
here is allene in her wedding dress
thank you all to everyone who has been reading and supporting me through my first endeavor into prose. i can’t believe it’s the end of book 1 already!
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mayakern · a day ago
Teusday is just a concept. Spitfire teusday can be any day.
you heard it here first!!! wednesday is now spitfire tuesday so pls read my chaotic queer horny web novel with dragons
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mayakern · a day ago
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“You’ve always been more focused on hurting yourself than you ever have been on 𝘯𝘰𝘵 hurting me.”
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mayakern · a day ago
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🥺🥺🥺
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mayakern · a day ago
I just yesterday received my skirts!!! I was so happy, I couldn't stop swooshing around my apartment! My cat loved it too! Your skirts were my first splurge in forever! I don't know how many orders you received from Germany, but I was one of those and I am sooooo happy! I can't stop swooshing!!! Thank you so much!
ahh that’s wonderful, i’m so glad you love them so much 🥰🥰🥰
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mayakern · a day ago
hello i hope u r hving a good day!
r ur skirts good for winter or like at least resistant to wind? /g my friend wants a wonter skirt but i know nothing about skirts jdmdndj
so in general skirts are always gonna be more flowy than pants and therefor less warm! i haven’t had trouble wearing the midi skirts in winter but i also lived in minnesota for 8 years so i know how to layer my leggings, so imo the skirt itself doesn’t super matter.
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