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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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You know what? Fuck that.

Marshal Commander Fox is entirely unhinged. Batshit crazy. He hides it extremely well under a rock solid mask of professionalism but the second he is out of sight he will be doing something illegal.

If questioned Fox will simply say “Government property can’t break the law” or It’s not murder if I’m not a person”

He commits treason daily and has definitely murdered people.

He faked Fives’ death and regrets it because he and Dogma are too chaotic together. He fakes so many deaths. He got his grubby little hands on an entire squad of commandos somehow.

This headcanon is the ‘prove me wrong’ kind of canon compliant and I will not take criticism.

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Found these lil mushies growing on a mossy tree stump while exploring my forest

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Manfred didn't come to Franziska's debut but Edgeworth did.

Also pretend they are all speaking german because this would take place in Germany.

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missed drawing my locks :(

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happy neil banging out the tunes day!

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sighs. padme if i were in charge tbh

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Behold! THE Commander workaholic.

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Unfortunately the stark fact is that Anakin objectively did treat the clones worse than other jedi did. That he was pretty good with them for three years might make him better than Krell but I doubt other jedi would have been prepared to override their free will entirely to force them to kill little kids. You can’t just… ignore that when looking at his relationship with the clones.

At the end of the day he cared about the clones the same way he cared about the jedi. He cared about Rex the same way he cared about Ahsoka and Obi Wan. He cared, just not enough not to betray them and kill them. He valued their lives, but not as much as he valued his needs.

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*hits hornets' nest*

Anakin Skywalker was not a victim of the Jedi Order, they wound up being his victims on a massively catastrophic scale.

*hits hornets' nest harder*

The Jedi were not the architects or the arbiters of their own "downfall", they were the victims of a decades - centuries, even millenia - plan to put them between a rock and a hard place whereby their actions to try and mitigate damage were painted with a biased brush such that when they were victims of a genocide, the galaxy as almost a whole (and large swathes of the fandom) cheered and/or said they had it coming.

*whacks hornets' nest with all I've got*

The fact that we see Anakin crying when he goes to kill younglings does not change the fact that, you know, he consciously makes the decision to murder younglings!

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YESSSS LET'S GOOOO

bros it really is over. im a dead man walking

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Headcanon: sometimes Jedi talk directly to the Force and they’re just …talking. Out loud. Sometimes in a skyward direction. Sometimes elsewhere. Just clearly not at anyone else around. And not like polite or prayerfully or anything. Like “where is it? where - oh, there it is, thank you!”, “are you karking serious?”, “So what do you think?”, “is this a good idea? My master said it was, but I wanted to check with you”, “You couldn’t have told me this earlier?”, “Suuure we’ll go into the creepy cave just because you said it’s fine, not like we have massively different understandings of what fine means”, “Hey, could you pass me that? …Thanks”, “Meddle I will not, if meddle you do not”, etc.

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Give it some time Fox, he's trying his best

more dumb doodles in the Fox is the fav and thus has somehow ended up with an allpowerful evil grandpa

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Artist: KwangHo Shin

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more of my stupid gay marine biologist. check it out

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might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

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Ячична (Yachichna) - The evil spirit of empty houses in the Arkhangelsk region, Russia