Rip you will be missed mr not on fire
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This part of Gorgug's wiki tells such a story
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pov your rich gay uncles lecture you
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listen i'm just as obsessed with Lucy Frostblade as any other person when presented with this beautiful and sweet image of a character the PCs will never interact with... but there is something to be said about dead girl fascination. and that is precisely the whole thing that emily was ironically pointing out with the Complicated Women podcast and the "nothing i could get my rocks off to" comment : the fact that we won't ever meet her is what allows people to milk the character out of its inherent tragedy and ultimately of its depth. we only get to know her through two-line statements that obviously are unable to describe a full person and can be summarized in a few words - beautiful, sad, kind - reducing her to the most idealized traits ever... i wish we could have seen the complexity of a living Lucy Frostblade. i wish we could have witnessed her struggling to engage with her goddess whenever the cold and the loneliness felt like too much ; seen her wondering about who she would be if she wasn't made from frost and sadness, trying to balance her cleric domain and her will to live and be happy ; i wish we could have seen her get mad at her friends for stomping on the rats, or trying to talk them out of hating those other popular kids who didn't even know of their existence. i wish we had seen Lucy alive, because then people would have loved more than just the idea of her, more than just this tall shadow cast on her aborted future, this perfect image frozen in time, because she wasn't allowed to live long enough to show all of its cracks.
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"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school
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helpppp kipperlilly copperkettle’s dad is literally just some guy and her mom works at the finance office. she is NOT a nepo baby!!!!!! she’s an embezzler
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kipperlilly having anger issues this entire time makes me kinda admire her cause like first day of senior year one of the people of the party you famously hate makes fun of your name and your party's pin and then tells you she's also running for student president, and you don't beat the shit our of her ????? insane. jawbone has to be the best school counselor to ever exist
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I know the intrepid heroes were largely joking about it, but the idea of kipperlily having a huge awful crush on riz is sooooo funny to me. Girl with longstanding anger issues and the capacity to orchestrate the death of a supposedly close ally in service of her goals with a crush on world’s most aroace boy. I fear the consequences will be nuclear
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stop normalizing the grind and normalize cuddling with cute boys
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me (on my knees) (between yours): am i your favourite mutual? be honest
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in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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"regular freak" is actually a devastating insult
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most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it
He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system
meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes
they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode
it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.
the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down
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Riz “the ball” Gukgak, my beloved
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the epic highs and lows of high school bloodrush...
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