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Spider-Man Unlimited Infinity Comic #25

#Hes fucking up that suit. brother you’re sewing all the layers together front and back

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putting peter on one of those ally covers is so funny. like harry osborn is dead.

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"Can you stop being evil? FOR FIVE MINUTES?!"

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Forgive me for this one 😭

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mrrrow

#hell yeah

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Captain America doesn’t narrate his judo moves like he used to

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How to read comic

Pick character

Read every comic with that character

Ignore other comics

If you don’t like the way the character was written in a series ignore that too

Get into fights online

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Cyclops gets such a rough deal man. imagine having brain damage that caused you to uncontrollably shoot laser blasts out of your eyeballs destroying everything in sight that you had to worry about literally 24/7 and also you had to supervise teenagers throwing cars at each other because your father figure and his ex are taking leftist infighting to the streets and also on top of that whenever you show any amount of concern over this situation people are like "jeez what a buzzkill. loosen up control freak. why can't you be all chill and cool like wolverine" meanwhile wolverine is having his amygdala forcibly removed by the us military for the third time this month

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So embarrassing to care about comic book characters it’s like look at this guy (shows you the worst drawing of a man you could possibly imagine) through him I understand myself

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hey man there’s a, uh, strange guy outside. Yeah i think he might be bisexual as well

#spider-man

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Ultimate Spider Bite (2024)

#unprecedented levels of dilf here

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#this is the one poll scenario where i simply cannot vote for mj

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Who gave them the right this is outrageous

#I’m compelled to share that i found out after this post went up that presumably this is the scene where baby May .. happened #FREAKS

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got jumpscared by some curly haired twink hanging out with peter on my dash and had to check my block on the harley keener tag was still in place before i realized it was. ps4 harry osborn

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flash thompson's "i'm irredeemable forever" complex is both really sad and really funny bc his employment history is like. ambulance driver, inner city youth center coach, public school gym teacher, space UN representative, representative for veteran's affairs. like king you've devoted your adult life to serving your fellow man

#not including boxer bc that's morally neutral i believe. discuss #choosing to ignore his notable bootlicking career. i can soothe myself by remembering they were after his ass at one point for going AWOL

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flamsh