mayjeffneverstopyou

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

should i post the walmart comic

or should i simply wait

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

posting this so everyone on tumblr can see it too

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

I'd forgotten how exceptional the first episode of Black Sails and the introduction of Captain Flint are. In one (1) episode they point to this soggy, angry little man and go: this is the most dangerous pirate of the seven seas. he wouldn't even win a swordfight. he beat someone to death with his bare fists and is ready to do it again. he probably cries himself to sleep at night. he's the most collected, composed man you've ever seen. he throws furniture around in a fit when he's angry. he talks about the importance of trust and honesty. he doesn't believe any of it. he can completely change someone's mind when he talks to them. the people closest to him know not to trust a single word that comes out of his mouth. he's in control of the narrative. he's trapped in a web of lies of his own making. he's made himself into a legend. everything he's built is just one second away from falling apart. he inspired a whole nation. he's the number one public enemy. he's a hero. he's a monster. he's just one man. he's starting a war against the whole world.

#black sails #james flint

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

Hate hate hate how when I get angry there is a physical reaction but it's not glowing eyes or growing claws or something it's crying. This feels unfair.

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

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man i need a better packing harness im always going to the bathroom and my penis is fucking horizonal and sideways like hope no one saw my awkward and freakish bulge just then

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

i need to (remembers saying kill myself is detrimental to my mental health)...ship phan

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

l + ratio + you want apologies girl you might hold your breath until your breathing stops forever forever + the only thing you'll get is this curse on your lips + i hope they taste of me forever + there's a light on in chicago + i know i should be home + all the colours of the street signs they remind me of the pick up truck out in front of your neighbours house

#fall out boy

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

I've been watching spn since high school but for some reason it took me this long to make actual art for it.

#art #supernatural

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

benthic angel

was writing about lake sturgeon for a class assignment and showed one of my friends what i'd written.. he then sent part of it back to me with line breaks to turn it into a poem! i just had to draw something for it :]

poem text under the readmore:

lake sturgeon don't know that they're endangered. They don't know anything - other than the muck at the bottom of the water column and the occasional passing touch of another.

really touched by how my friend turned my technical writing into poetry. i haven't tried to write creatively in months, so it's nice to see i've still got it- and nicer still that i could get so inspired by my friend, since i haven't made nature art in a little while, either :>!!

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

it could be worse. at least i'm not 17 again. or 16 or 15 or 14 or 13 or 12 or 11 or

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

to love is to turn around. woodes rogers’ ship that transports madi to skeleton island being called the eurydice. silver turns around. silver would turn around over and over again and he loses madi (and flint) in the process. silver loves them enough to turn around to save them. he loves them enough to lose them

#haha yeah thanks #black sails #john silver

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. LONG JOHN SILVER'S PEG LEG 🦿🦿🦿🦿🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥 🦿🦿🦿🦿🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥 🦿🦿🦿🦿🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥🦿🦿🦿🦿

#OH YEAH BABY #black sails #john silver

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?

#my truest love know no shame

[mayjeffneverstopyou]

since the cowboy and the samurai were both dying out in the 1800s i want an action adventure historically wildly inaccurate comic about the last cowboy and the last samurai teaming up BUT one of them is gay and the other doesn’t understand what being gay is and there are multiple comedic mishaps resulting from this