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mbharestuff · 8 days
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yes I did leave about Peace Walker, a noble mainline game, but I needed a catchier post
My favorite thing about Revolver Ocelot is that he gets to "win" every game in the series. You know, the flaming bisexual cowboy torture man.
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mbharestuff · 8 days
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My favorite thing about Revolver Ocelot is that he gets to "win" every game in the series. You know, the flaming bisexual cowboy torture man.
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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hello gamer. you claim to want "shorter games with worse graphics that are made by people who are paid more to do less". in front of you is itch dot io, which has a "pay what you want" feature,
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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> be me
> the smallest most pathetic sopping wet knight in Camelot
> enjoying a nye party at uncle artie’s
> dude walks in and he’s green for some reason
> not worried about it just thought he was doing a bit
> asks to play a Yule game where someone strikes him with an axe and he gets to do it back next year
> mfw
> uncle art goes to accept the challenge
> I say fuck it and volunteer because I’m not doing anything with my life anyway
> chop the green guy’s clean head off
> he picks his head up and laughs
> says I have to meet him at some chapel so he can do thing to me next year
> I piss myself
> he lets me keep the axe so that’s nice
> what do I doooo guys
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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one year hence
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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I am the weakest, the most wanting in wisdom, I know, And my life, if lost, would be least missed, truly 🪓🌿
(below the cut are more doodle of lord and lady Bertilak with Gawain, look up at your own risk)
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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what really gets me about sir gawain and the green knight is that no matter what he chose he could never win, and hes still punished for losing. im serious there is no combination of choices he could have made which would have led to him passing the test and not bringing shame to himself and arthur. his suffering is inevitable but also, somehow, his fault.
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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2020 vs 2023
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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the famous middle english poem, "sir gawain and the couple that saw him from across the bar and really liked his vibe"
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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you agree to play a stupid game of chicken at your popular uncle's giant ass christmas party. a year later you are roped into a bdsm relationship with the guy you did a scene with last year at the party, who is also an aspiring cuck, and his wife who wants to make you break your no nut november. both husband and wife are in on the bit. they set up an elaborate game so you can kiss both of them and then missus feeling like having a little secret with you, all to herself. so she gives you her belt. it's not like she gets to whip you with it anyway when all you give her is kisses. you keep it. secrets are cute and fun right! anyway her husband is in on the bit and you have to do another scene with him because last year you said you would and its his turn to be the dom now. fair. you go do it and he's like man be honest because communication is key or something and you kneel below him submissively as he draws your blood with his axe. and you're all friends thereafter. you are sir gawain.
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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gawain poet: and a knight rode in, and his armor was green, and his horse was green, and and his skin was green, and his hair was green, and his beard was green, and his face was green, and every inch of him was green—
gawain: wait, every inch? like, every inch? like…….. even his—
gawain poet: sir,
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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The Green Knight: Man, that Sir Gawain guy is nice, I sure wish he'd kiss me.
His wife, who has also been thirsting after Gawain: Honey I have the best idea ever -
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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need to start Chapter 1 of Lady Gawain already tomorrow...sleepy from bone marrow transplant but MUST WRITE
sir gawain is a bit queer innit??
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mbharestuff · 22 days
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sir gawain was but a beardless youth when he beheaded the green knight…. verily he shouldve been at the clubbe….
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mbharestuff · 1 month
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It’s five miles south of the Canadian border, twelve miles west of the state line. I’ve never seen so many trees in my life. As W.C. Fields would say, “I’d rather be here than Philadelphia.”
TWIN PEAKS: Pilot (1990) dir. David Lynch
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