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Nie Huaisang: *walks in on NMJ mid-murder*

Nie Huaisang: I'm not—I can't watch this.

Nie Huaisang: *spins around and leaves*

Nie Mingjue: Coward.

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #nie brothers #nie bros #nhs #nmj #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng #technoblade quote

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(The Yunmeng siblings skipping stones on a lake)

Jiang Yanli: It’s such a beautiful evening!

Wei Wuxian: Hey, Shijie, watch this!

Jiang Cheng: (whispering) Take that you fucking lake.

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #yunmeng siblings #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #jc #jiang yanli #jyl #wei wuxian #wwx #wei ying #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng #personal favorite

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Jiang Cheng: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Jiang Yanli: A-Cheng no.

Wei Wuxian: *hits fist against palm* Mistlefoe!

Jiang Yanli: A-Xian, please stop encouraging him.

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #yunmeng siblings #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #jc #jiang yanli #jyl #wei wuxian #wwx #wei ying #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng

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Nie Huaisang: (standing with his back turned) I’ve been expecting you, Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian: How did you do that without turning around?

Nie Huaisang: …To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #nie huaisang #nhs #wei wuxian #wwx #wei ying #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng

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Wen Ning: Young Master Wei said instead of being sad I should “go get it, girl”. So I am going to go get it girl.

Wen Qing: Get what?

Wen Ning: I don’t know. I will get everything just to be safe.

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #wen ning #wn #wen qionglin #wei wuxian #wwx #wei ying #wen qing #wq #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng

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Wei Wuxian: *claps hands* Anyway! Now that the warm, fuzzy part of the day is over, we can get back to the ritual dismemberments... Oh wait, it's not Tuesday, is it?

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Nie Huaisang: What time is it?

Wei Wuxian: I don’t know; pass me that flute, and we’ll find out.

Wei Wuxian: *plays flute loudly and terribly*

Jiang Cheng: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FLUTE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Wei Wuxian: (proudly) It’s 2 am.

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #yunmeng bros #nie huaisang #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #wwx #wei ying #jiang wanyin #jc #jwy #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng

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Wei Wuxian: Sandwich. *throws sandwich at JC*

Jiang Cheng: Oh, right. *catches it*

Wei Wuxian: Coffee. *throws coffee at JC*

Jiang Cheng: What?! No, no, no!

Wei Wuxian: Hahaha, got you! That one’s empty, this is the real one! I’ve been planning that for ages! The look on your face…

Jiang Cheng: *glares venomously, covered in coffee*

Wei Wuxian: *looks down at empty coffee cup in hand*

Wei Wuxian: ...

Wei Wuxian: *runs*

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #yunmeng bros #wwx #wei ying #jc #jiang wanyin #jwy #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng

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Wei Wuxian: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Wei Wuxian: Doesn't work for getting out of smuggling alcohol into the Cloud Recesses, though. That just makes Lan Zhan angrier…

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wwx #wei ying #lwj #lan zhan #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng

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Jiang Cheng: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Nie Huaisang: Oh, just say “I’m sorry for your loss” then move on.

Jiang Cheng: *sighs and approaches Qin Su*

Jiang Cheng: I’m sorry for your loss.

Qin Su: (tearfully) Thank you.

Jiang Cheng: Move on.

Qin Su: …

Jiang Cheng: *walks away*

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #qin su #jiang wanyin #jc #jwy #nhs #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng

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Nie Huaisang: Why do I have to save the world?

Nie Huaisang: I got up in the morning, isn’t that enough?

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Jiang Cheng: Get up.

Wei Wuxian: I am not sleeping, I am dead. Leave flowers, say something about my perpetual beauty, and leave.

Jiang Cheng: *kicks WWX out of the bed*

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #yunmeng bros #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #jc #jiang wanyin #jwy #wwx #wei ying #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng

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Nie Mingjue: Get over here, Huaisang!

Nie Huaisang: *startles and almost drops plate*

Nie Huaisang: Da-ge, stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #nie brothers #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #nie bros #nmj #nhs #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng #vine

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Wei Wuxian: You remind me of the ocean.

Wen Qing: *rolls eyes* Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Wei Wuxian: No, because you’re full of salt and you scare people.

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen qing #wwx #wei ying #wq #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng

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Lan Jingyi: 4/20 blaze it~

Lan Qiren: Lan Jingyi!

Lan Jingyi: *turns around with a marshmallow on fire*

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #lan jingyi #lan qiren #ljy #lqr #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng

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(that one time the Lans permitted drinking in the Cloud Recesses)

Lan Qiren: This... is a mistake.

Lan Xichen: (enthusiastically) A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Lan Qiren: But not today.

Lan Xichen: (still enthusiastic) Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess!

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #lans #lan clan #lan qiren #lan xichen #lqr #lxc #lan huan #cloud recesses #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng #*LWJ gives WWX a piggyback ride in the background*

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Jiang Cheng: (screaming) YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Wei Wuxian: Wh—

Jiang Cheng: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Wei Wuxian: Why are you screaming?!

Jiang Cheng: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!

#incorrect quotes #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #yunmeng bros #jc #jiang wanyin #jwy #wwx #wei ying #mo dao zu shi #gdc #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #the untamed #cql #chén qíng lìng