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heyyyyyy long time no see

LMAO remember me? probably not, its been like half a year

completely forgot about this after i deactivated my corresponding Instagram account for this blog

so

how y'all been?

not sure what i'm gonna do with this account, i've kind of fallen out of the fandom. idk, we'll see what happens

have a good day!

- ari

#woah i missed tumblr #this is wild

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Regina: You were supposed to be here at 7!

Karen: OH! One time, when I was 7, I was at the beach and I made a sand castle and I called it “Karen’s Castle”.

Regina:

Karen: True story.

#mean girls #mean girls the musical #incorrect quotes #Regina George #karen smith

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Janis: Knock knock!

Cady: Who’s there?

Janis: No, I’m not doing a knock-knock joke.

Cady: …No I’m Not Doing A Knock-Knock Joke who?

#mean girls #mean girls the musical #incorrect quotes #janis sarkisian #cady heron #cady x janis #cadnis

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Janis, offended: Okay, I’m not gonna stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did.

#mean girls #Mean Girls the musical #janis sarkisian #cady heron

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The gang as taylor swift lyrics

Janis: All my flowers grew back as thorns.

Regina: You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk.

Cady: And I thought that it would kill me, but it didn't?

Gretchen: She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers. (that one only works if you don't think about the context of the song)

Damian: It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters

Karen: We're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time :D

#mean girls #mean girls the musical #janis sarkisian #cady heron #Regina George #Gretchen Weiners #damian hubbard #karen smith #cadnis #taylor swift

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Janis: Don’t worry, I have a permit

Cady: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

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Cady: What did you do with Regina's body?

Janis: What didn’t I do with the body?

Cady:

Janis: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

#mean girls the musical #mean girls #janis sarkisian #regina george #cady heron

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Cady: Damian, can I talk to you for a second?

Damian: Yeah, what’s up? Wait, lemme guess. You and Janis are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Cady: What? No! I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #mean girls the musical #mean girls #cadnis #cady x janis #damian hubbard #janis sarkisian

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Damian: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Cady: You’re a hazard to society

Janis: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Cady: Janis... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Janis: Your text told me to satanize the house before you got back.

Cady: *looks at the text she sent*

Cady: fucking autocorrect- I WANTED YOU TO SANITIZE IT

#mean girls the musical #mean girls #cadnis #cady heron #janis sarkisian #cady x janis #paint by numbers

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Cady: You have to apologize to Janis

Regina: Fine.

Regina: Un-fuck you or whatever.

#mean girls #mean girls the musical #regina george #cady heron #janis sarkisian

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Cady: What do you think Janis will do for a distraction?

Damian: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Damian:... or she could do that.

#mean girls the musical #incorrect quotes #janis is a chaotic gay

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Cady: If Damian and I were drowning, who would you save?

Janis: You two can’t swim?

Damian: It’s a hypothetical question, Janis. Who would you save?

Janis: my time and effort.

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Cady: HELP! I TOLD JANIS I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Damian, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Regina: You're right.

Janis: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

#mean girls the musical #regina george #janis sarkisian #incorrect quotes

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Janis: Hey Damian?

Damian: Yes?

Janis: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Damian:

Damian: Where’s Cady?

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Cady: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Damian's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Janis: I'm not gonna say I told you so, but I fucking told you so.

#mean girls the musical #mean girls bway #cady heron #janis sarkisian #damian hubbard