meatpuppit

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stop freaking out about getting old and start planning out what kind of old person you're gonna be

#im going to go to the farmers market thats all i know

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will not ever understand why people think their kids under 3 will get in for free. like girl he is the one who is going to be playing with the toys and putting things in his mouth and spilling paint. are you kidding me.

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i will roll in the dirt on the ground outside and walk barefoot in the city on occasion but im afraid to use scented laundry detergent in case it makes me itchy

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courtneymawhorrr

[meatpuppit]

Baraboo, Wisconsin

built in 1930

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the weed vape pen really changed the entire fucking game forever. 

#u r my most loyal fan. happy 4/20 btw.

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there are a thousand bitches just like you out there ready to get everything you want and leave you with nothing.

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why it feels like im the only person on this earth who like gets that when you leave work early it's basically a big fuckyou to everyone else working. especially if you dont like ask everyone if they want to leave early. like idk im in excruciating pain and going through extreme emotional tumult but fuck me i have to stay 8.5 hours every day bc youre a little bitch.

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#seattle mentioned! (smoking a preroll and holding a local ipa and a hot dog w jalapeños on it)

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i was at work all day on saturday 4/20 and someone smoked weed in our bathroom despite the 8+ other bathrooms in the building and the countless outdoor smoke spots around seattle center and im very mad about it bc This Is Inside Of A Childrens Museum. and also that should be ME you BITCH.

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"grandparents" kind of fake. so your parents mom n dad are just out there living. wtf

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fixed it‼️

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x

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when will the basement they run taylor swift out of just collapse already

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like i dont want to talk about it but if you want to be supportive towards me the time is nigh

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hey guys. things are bad,

[meatpuppit]

Washington

North Cascades

November, 2023