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you criticize one milquetoast game with great aesthetics for being all bark and no bite and suddenly u got people in ur inbox talking to you with a straight face about how adult Japanese men are babies who know nothing about the world or even women

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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me: yeah my feelings towards being transgender are very complex and varied, i would like to share my thoughts with the broader collective so we may discuss this real phenomenon that others experience and understand one another more

someone in my tags: this is soooo transmasc sklimpo crumbler

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it's way past her bed time, give her a break...

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What if a white child with cancer only had 3 weeks left to live and their last wish to the make a wish foundation was to be able to say the N word just once. Are you telling me its not okay for a white person to say the N word in that instance?

yeah

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It should be a bigger scandal that J.K. Rowling is threatening to sue small accounts for accurately calling her a Holocaust denier. So glad the Streisand effect exists. Now we can all rebuke her reprehensible views more than ever.

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17 years ago today.. the biggest rockstar move in history.

The look of satisfaction says everything

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And is that waify little idiot hiding behind you your boyfriend or are you being haunted by some sort of spectral ghool?

#ren

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No fucking way LMFAO

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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

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it is known among the wise that its the wins you Shouldn't have that matter

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