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In true crackhead lactose intolerant fashion, I received my first call as a college campus EMT while I was on the toilet, hunched over in pain and shitting my guts out. 

#emslife #i love it when i forget that my body hates dairy #medblr #so i just fucking wiped my ass at the speed of light and sprinted across campus with a bad weighing almost as much as I do #we stan a cheap liberal arts college without an ambulance #ems #EMT

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#me in my summer orgo 2 class #can i get uhhhh more than one hour of free time per week

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#uswnt #like i'm not athletic anymore but I did play soccer for 10 years #so these ladies have a special place in my heart

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if u shuffle hayley kiyoko on spotify for long enough u will EVENTUALLY hear determinate from lemonade mouth and thats your prize for being gay

#text post

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my former boss: I hope you're taking some time to relax this summer, we wouldn't want you to get too stressed and burn out in undergrad haha

me, currently studying for my first orgo 2 exam: haha yeah we wouldn't want that lol

#every time I've seen him since leaving my internship he tells me to relax #last time he berated me about not having a fun class last semester #i told him my EMT class was fun and he made some inhuman noises in response #can't wait to hear his response to the fact that I looked the gijinka for burnout all semester

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I’m back, I’m an EMT, and I got an A in Organic Chemistry

#hey guys im alive #pre-med #medblr #I don't usually brag about my achievements but a lot of shit went down this semester so let me be proud of what I did despite that #yeah ive been out of school for like a month but I've been SLEEPING in that time #i can save lives in one whole state too #college things and stuff

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All the gen Z kids that couldn’t vote in 2016 but can in 2020:

#it me #i voted in the 2018 midterns though #but this is my first presidential one #and i honestly have no goddamn clue who im going to vote for in the primary #i just want someone who can beat trump #political shit

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lemony snicket was really out there teaching us as elementary schoolers about grey morality, about how neither good nor bad people always get what they deserve, how being clever and kind doesn’t always guarantee you will triumph (although it’s certainly better than the alternative), how ignorant/complacent/dismissive though well-meaning adults can have just as harmful an impact on children as those with ill intentions, and how not every story has a happy and complete ending

#asoue definitely bumped my SAT score up by like 500 points #asoue #my childhood

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Today after I finished my orgo final my professor suggested that maybe I major in chem instead of neuroscience and I legit made that face Daenerys makes whenever Sansa speaks

That one.

#game of thrones #organic chemistry #and i cannot stress this enough #was one of the worst things ive ever put myself through

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#public school and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by medical-af

#OHMYGOD THIS IS TOO PERFECT

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Pour one out for #bnha.

#i will

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I did clinical hours for my EMT class today in what I think is the sketchiest region of my state and yet I met a heroine addict who was nicer than most people I went to high school with

#a drunk also called me a cutie patootie and i was like #thanks??? #ems things #is emsblr a thing #emslife

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Ya girl is officially a Neuroscience Major!!

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me in high school: if I don’t get at least a 95 on this test I’m going to lock myself in my room and never come out I’m too dumb to show my face in public

Me now: *gets a B-, sends pictures to all my family and friends, hangs the test on my mini fridge*

#orgo has forced me to reevaluate my standards #pre-med #grades and stuff #this isnt true for my major classes #but it is dor anything involving chemistry or physics #studyblr

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Organic chemistry is just the pre-med version of hazing and that’s the tea

#If you dont believe me #ask my RA and her hazing awareness poster #college #pre med #medblr

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Uber driver: ooh you go to xyz liberal arts college? What classes are you taking this semester?

Me: bio, a psych elective, organic chemistry...

Uber Driver: What’s the point of organic chemistry anyway? Nothing’s organic anymore, it’s all genetically modified crap

#he then proceeded to talk about how bad it is that spanking is illegal #He was a strange guy #college #pre med #organic chemistry #basically hazing for pre meds

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I used by last two brain cells to take my chem final this morning so now I’m on this hellsite instead of studying for my neuroscience final tomorrow send help

#college #one more day until I'm free #im like one of the last people left on campus why are all my exams so late #pre med