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An overview of plant guilds.

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#this is SO FUNNY #q

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rb to make a biological essentialist mad <3

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Sweetest thing I’ve seen in a while 😍😘 

(Source)

#that is SO sweet #q

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HEY

*grabs you by the face and pulls you close*

*we are literally nose-to-nose*

You can write whatever the fuck you want to, beautiful.

*pats your head and scampers back into my gremlin hole.*

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Your daily dose of cat memes

#yeah duh #similarly to ellen #i say something like #bye! love you! i'll be back in a lil bit! be good! have fun doing secret cat things! #that last phrase was gifted to me by the jamhouse ages ago but i still use it whenever i leave lilith in the apartment for longer than like #an hour

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#wow #abortion #healthcare

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

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#<333333

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sometimes when I'm writing I'm like oh fuck i dont know what comes next uggghhh guess I'll just have to make it up :////// bitch... ur making the entire thing up ...it's fiction... thats the fuckin premise

#me @ my students writing essays too

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NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!

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i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

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#YES

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#and i will bite you for it (not in the fun way)