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funniest possible way to word a statement about somebody in the process of dying
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Biden said he'd cancel student debt and instead he's mia getting his hole played with while kamala does fuck all
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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
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this is how jim henson puppets dance
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it’s kinda gay to work at Bath and Body Works as a man lol
i’m gay
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it’s kinda gay to work at Bath and Body Works as a man lol
i’m gay
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"Are you a boy or a girl?" I'm a punchline.
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this is dope
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overstimulation/sensory overload really is like sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my shirt tag being itchy and these two strands of hair touching my face and the tv and one of my shoelaces being undone and air touching me and the plane flying overhead and my own thoughts about remembering to buy hummus
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I ♥️ MENS TITS
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this world is so funny
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Are you woman or not woman?
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