5 things your character can't do while speaking
Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.
Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.
Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.
Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.
Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.
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NOOO HACI AND NOBU FEELINGS LEAVE ME ALONE I NEED TO SLEEP
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just so you know little bot accounts, i am a law abiding tumblrina and i make sure to report each and every one you
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born to write silly little fanfictions forced to study accounting
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We don’t talk enough about how fanfiction writers love to give character large amounts of non-specific paperwork they hate doing
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your honor my client should be at the club
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Tiny Toshi reading his little comic, reblog if you agree
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NANA characters as unreleased lana del rey songs when
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that wasn't very kiss kiss fall in love of me my bad guys
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Side character enjoyers when their favorite side character isn't in every single episode of the show they're watching (they are a side character)
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