Johanna, at Finnick's funeral: Can I have a moment please?
Katniss, leaving: Of course
Johanna: Right, listen here fish boy, I know you aren't dead
Finnick: No shit, but did I scare you?
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Happy tired and a little on edge Tuesday
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𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐓𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲
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here’s a funny prompt i think about too often:
person a say “bye, love you” before leaving and person b just says bye. person a starts freaking out and refuses to leave because person b won’t say love you back
honestly katniss and peeta could be either a or b in this situation
I um made another funny one...
"So, if you're hungry all you gotta do is --Haymitch!"
Peeta looked up, stifling a laugh as he watched Katniss stomp her foot like a toddler. "Are you even listening to me?!" She demanded of their former mentor.
"I get it, I get it. If starving, put food in microwave. Do not put metal in microwave. Do not call you, at all. If kids are in danger, call you." Haymitch burped and at his side, Willow giggled. "I get it."
"Yeah mama, we get it!" Little Rye pipped up from Haymitch's other side. Haymitch smiled down at him and ruffled his blonde hair.
"See?" he asked, looking at Katniss with a sense of superiority. "We're all good, so scat."
Katniss stared down at him with her arms crossed. Haymitch kept channel surfing. "Okay well, we're only a few hours away, if anything happens--"
"Yeah, yeah. Just go, alright?"
Katniss huffed a little and glanced over at her husband who shrugged. Accepting that she wasn't going to get anything else out of her old mentor she started to walk away, "Well fine. Bye, love you!"
"Love you mama!" The kids pipped up while Haymitch laughed.
"Okay, sweetheart. I guess you're alright."
"I wasn't telling you. That was for the kids!"
"Whatever you say," Haymitch settled on a kid's show he knew Willow and Rye could agree on. "See ya later."
"I'm serious!" Katniss refused to leave the room.
"Okay, sweetheart," Haymitch repeated.
"Stop it!"
"If it'll get you to leave, I love you too girl. Peeta! Love you, son!"
Peeta cringed, "Oh god. Please don't"
"Happy now? Go away Katniss."
"I--"
Peeta reached over and took his wife's wrist. He really wanted to eat something before the restaurant closed. "Come on, Katniss. Bye, kids!"
"Bye, Daddy!"
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@mollywog can’t wait 4More!
The much anticipated sequel to Mockingjay
Must Love Geese
A Post War Haymitch Abernathy Story
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@rainymyx that’s awesome 👏 keep going! FYI there’s no way you can fall off this wagon.. lol …. Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind to paraphrase Lilo and stitch
Week 16 of 2024
Welcome to the midway point of April. I can't believe that all we have is one more week before we're in May. Time is FLYING. Hope you guys are still hanging in there!
This week I wrote:
For An Everlarked Ever After I wrote : 178
For Bitter Rivals I wrote: 840
Gelly Story : 163
How'd you guys do?
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Editing @rarepairheathen three chapters that’s crazy! Are you alive? Do you need some chocolate ice cream? How many fingers am I holding up? All joking aside that is massive.
Week 16 of 2024
Welcome to the midway point of April. I can't believe that all we have is one more week before we're in May. Time is FLYING. Hope you guys are still hanging in there!
This week I wrote:
For An Everlarked Ever After I wrote : 178
For Bitter Rivals I wrote: 840
Gelly Story : 163
How'd you guys do?
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here have a bridgerton au
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