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I’m very sure that I can blame all of my problems on Ronald Reagan and my tummy
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i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen
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"idk how tumblr works" it doesn't. hope this helps 🙏
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it’s so crucial that i lay down for a bit
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People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.
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HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
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Going to need this guy's lawyer
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going through the horrors (sunday evening)
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