Why the fuck are dads just like *grunts* *sniffs* *sigh* *cough* *sniff* *grunts* like sir can I help you
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We live inside a dream. (deleted scene)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me | David Lynch
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If someone tried proposing to me in public i would have them arrested
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apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something”
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2021 be like: I'm thriving. I'm miserable. I am revisiting old hobbies. None of my hobbies are fun. I'm walking a lot. I have a vitamin D deficiency. The pandemic has lasted one month. The pandemic is over. The pandemic has lasted for 10 years. I am completely isolated. I talk to my friends constantly. I love working from home. Fourteen months have vanished from existence. I have a repetitive stress injury from working from home. I'm sick to death of working from home. Everyone is getting vaccinated. There's three new variants that no-one is vaccinated from. Stay indoors. Start going out. Outdoor dining. Restart the economy. Don't touch. Isn't it great that we're finally going back to normal?
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If your default mental photo of Marilyn Monroe is an over-saturated glamour shot of her with her mouth open, please take a moment to replace it with this one of her giving zero f***s about some bears eating garbage.
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Why do you reblog your own fics so much?
Because someone might as well!? And look at this. Look. At. This.
Does this look right to you??
These are just the last three fics I wrote. I appreciate the likes, believe me I do, but you have to understand. Likes do nothing for content creators. It’s the reblogs. Because that’s how you find shit on your dashboard. Through reblogs. Not likes. This isn’t twitter or tiktok or instagram. This is a website that’s run by the reblog system.
Reblogging helps content creators put their stuff out there. Why do you think so many people stopped writing fanfic and creating beautiful fanart and edits? It’s because they put in hours of work and don’t get nearly enough notes for their masterpieces. Yes we do this because we enjoy it but like...some validation won’t hurt. A boost of confidence here and there might be all someone needs to finish whatever thing they started and left.
Anyway, I’m still going to reblog my shit...
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It’s canon if I liked it and if I didn’t like it then it’s non-canon.
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Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Killing Joke (Comics), Batman: Three Jokers, Rick and Morty
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Joker (DCU)/Jeannie Kerr, Jack/Jeannie, Joker/Jeannie
Characters: Joker (DCU), Jeannie (The Killing Joke), Evil Rick (Rick and Morty), Bruce Wayne, Jim Gordon, Jack Napier, Duela Dent
Additional Tags: Fix-It of Sorts, Multiverse, Dark, Domestic Violence, Disturbing Themes, Violence, Explicit Language, Alternate Universe
Series: Part 3 of Wife From Another Life
A heavily edited version of my earlier oneshot, this time separated in chapters. A deep dive into what turned the Comedian into the Joker in the Batman: Three Jokers timeline.
Once again this is grounded in my canon where Rick Sanchez is responsible for the acid Joker falls into. A very evil, irresponsible Rick. CW for domestic violence, language, and overall Joker stuff.
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constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”
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live laugh 'lumbo
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Kyle MacLachlan as DALE COOPER
Twin Peaks | S1E1 “Pilot”
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- Richard Nixon to the Committee to Re-elect the President (1972)
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Is it wrong that I don't really blame Ellie Kemper for what happened? I mean it was 1999, there was no 2021 kind of internet to research what kind of pageant this was or anything like that. It's not like they had signs everywhere saying "We're a racist organization!" I wanna give her the benefit of the doubt that she probably just thought she was entering a regular pageant
No it's not wrong, but I also feel like people were well in the right to ask her what the fuck was up with that. I think her response was fair and good, and honestly it is probably ultimately a good thing that someone shone a light on this weirdass sounding pageant and possibly forced them to evolve out of their antiquated racist shit.
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fun fact about aging: you don’t perceive yourself as being older but you perceive young people as being younger. today I was in a zoom meeting with a bunch of young men and I kept thinking ‘who put beards on these children’.
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