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mego42 · 6 days
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a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal
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mego42 · 8 days
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Zoozve, my beloved
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mego42 · 8 days
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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?
Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:
“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”
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mego42 · 21 days
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I really think people have forgotten just how bad things were under the Trump Administration. Literally every day there was news about some service being cut or someone terrible appointed somewhere they shouldn't be or what have you. He constantly flirted with WW3 and military dictatorship. It was such a blur of badness that there aren't big standouts for people to point to to make him "the XYZ president." it was everything. all the time. Why do we not remember this.
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mego42 · 1 month
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the thing about xander I think is that getting fucked in the ass once would fix HIM but there's not a single dude in the cast that wouldn't become worse as a result of being The Guy Who Fucked Xander Harris
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mego42 · 5 months
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mego42 · 5 months
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mego42 · 6 months
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mego42 · 6 months
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Watching brio scenes for the first time: just fuck already!!
Watching brio scenes for the second time: please, PLEASE for the love of god just TALK to eachother, just have a conversation! I'll do anything for an honest straight forward conversation!!! Anything! Please!
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mego42 · 6 months
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mego42 · 6 months
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paradise
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mego42 · 6 months
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Big Labor News, the WGA won on nearly all fronts.
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mego42 · 6 months
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i dont understand people who dont want to fuck music like yr really telling me youve NEVER had a bassline suck and fuck u out of this world... ok man. 🫵🤨
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mego42 · 7 months
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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
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mego42 · 7 months
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I wish age gap discourse hadn't spiraled the way it has because I want there to be a safe space to say "Men in their 40s who date 25 year olds aren't predators, they're just fucking losers"
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mego42 · 7 months
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There's an auction to support the Motion Picture and Television Fund for healthcare for those striking in Hollywood and there's the usual Zooms and dinners with actors, but some of the biddable items are absolutely unreal in the best way
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mego42 · 7 months
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You really do have to admire Shauna Shipman. Literally the worst liar in the world. Just so. SO bad at it. And yet she keeps on trucking. Lies aplenty. Her first instinct, every time, and she is just an absolute TRAGEDY at it.
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