stevetony but the genre is "friends have sex like this, right?"
Picture This by @stovetuna
“What if—” Steve doesn’t clear his throat this time. He swallows. And oh, Tony watches like it’s happening in slow motion, the tensing of tendons, the roll of Steve’s Adam's apple, the way his suprasternal notch collapses and fills as his esophagus works to, what, keep words down? Saliva? A moan? Steve blinks and the glassiness clears. The blush all but vanishes. “Never mind,” he mutters.
And that…that just won’t do.
Tony leans forward ever so slightly over the foot of the bed, further into Steve’s space by a fraction of an inch. Anyone else wouldn’t have noticed, but Steve does. He stares at Tony from up near the headboard, a plaintive expression deep behind his eyes, a problem that Tony can’t help but want to fix.
“Would you like my help, Steve?”
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Steve gets caught attempting to take his first-ever dick pics. It's a struggle, he explains, because it brings up a whole host of lingering body image issues. Tony, very gallantly and not at all because he is in love with Steve, offers to take the photos for him.
dick drunk by @stovetuna
“I’m going to fuck you stupid,” Steve says, pulling away only a fraction of an inch to say it, a promise as deep and certain as the look in his eyes, “and you’re going to take it. Aren’t you, Tony.”
Tony wants a drink. Steve gives him something else.
Thrust Issues by @sineala
A battle gone wrong leads Tony to the unexpected and pleasant discovery that Steve is much more well-endowed than he could ever have imagined. But when Tony learns that Steve has never actually been able to sleep with anyone because of his size, Tony does what any good friend would do: he offers to relieve Steve of his virginity. Personally. Tony's determined, Tony's methodical, and Tony has a plan. He's going to get Steve laid. Tony just needs to make sure Steve never finds out that Tony's in love with him.
The Least Difficult of Men by @isozyme
It isn’t until Tony watches Steve lean into the punch that he thinks oh, this is going to be a problem.
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Steve’s taking hits on purpose in the field, so Tony suggests a safer option. It's simple: Tony smacks Steve around, Steve gets the pain fix he’s looking for, everyone leaves happy. Things do not stay simple.
The one with repressed masochist Steve and sadist Tony and everyone getting off on pain a whole bunch.
Not a Breakup by @no-gorms
Tony knew it was a bad idea to start sleeping with Steve. It could mess up team dynamics, make things even more awkward between them in the future, or just plain get in the way of their trying to save the world. Tony foresaw all of the above but not the advent of feelings, and at the most inopportune moment.
Hard Knock Life by @kandisheek
Since the serum Steve hasn't been able to make himself come. His stamina is so unbelievably high that he can't find a partner who can keep up with him either. Lucky for him Tony is just stubborn enough to try.
any other way of loving by @brandnewfashion
In which Steve is bad at dating, Tony isn’t, and neither of them are as subtle as they think.
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i headcanon that steve helped tony come up with the fight pattern analyser that he used against him because i love to hurt my own feelings
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Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨
THIS IS FOR YOU 🥰
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https://open.spotify.com/track/13WcpETaTUAFDyhVvvXdDa?si=3U2YMYS1TB6syCCF7tqLog dare i say it...stevetonyism
YOU HAVE THE BEST TASTE IN MUSIC I FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG SO FAST <3
the whole atmosphere of the song is so stevetony 🥺 this verse is driving me extra crazy because it describes them so well oh my god
and the progression of "sick of the sound of self-importance, i fucked off for a month or two" ➡️ "when your vision starts to shake, you turn to me" ➡️ "i promise you i'll be there to cover you with love" just makes me think about them realising that they're better together and they'll always cover each other/have each other's backs and aahhhhh 🥺
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big fan of steve and tony being there for each other and refusing to budge about it
you feel like shit? well i'll sit down on the floor next to you and feel shitty with you until it gets better again. want to drink until you black out? it's on me and then i'll rub your back while you throw up everything you drank. don't want to sleep alone after all that? i'll stay the night and hold you even if it makes me want to die knowing that this isn't real and you're just lonely!!!!!!
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my favourite samstevebucky dynamic i've ever read is when sam and bucky were sound asleep and steve climbed into their bed after a date with tony just so giddy and they both grumbled and shuffled to make room for him to join the cuddle pile 😭
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