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#stardew valley #ummm #illegally fishing? #killing monsters? #trespassing probably tbh with how often we just enter people’s homes

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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friday night <3

#them <3 #stardew valley

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guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.

and I think about it every day.

#lou wilson supremacy

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Kindergarteners will be so proud of themselves for being able to draw a triangle. My GPU can draw tens of thousands of those in a second. You are not special.

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im going to complain for a sec about something arbitrary but as expected ppl rbing the news abt greece legalising gay marriage and adoption are being so unfunny abt it like "haha werent they always gay since ancient times" or "nice to see greece embracing tradition" straight up saw multiple people make references to aphrodite or the greek gods like can u shut up 😭 its not even funny you dont know anything abt this country

#as a classics major this is so unfortunately accurate #greece is known only by its history to too many people #and not even its modern history #it’s only the ancient history

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the lynch brothers are so funny to me bc they’re like.

1. ancient demon god in a skin suit who births monsters and craves violence

2. homunculus with no internal organs and an innate desire to walk to an unknown destination

3. declan

#this is just how siblings are #the raven cycle #ronan lynch #the lynch brothers

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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The Legend of Vox Machina is a deeply philosophical show that asks important questions such as: “what if the Grand Duchess Anastasia Romanov had a gun?”

#this is about percy btw #<- prev #i love historical fiction <3 #critical role #vox machina

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not to be stardewposting again but

Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS

What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS

WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."

#elliot has taste what can i say #sdv

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I find it kind of funny that Shane is labelled the "i can fix him" romance of sdv but...he really isn't. You, the player, actually do very little in terms of "fixing" him. You watch him have a few breakdowns, and you intervene when he's drunk on the cliffs, but...he's the one who decides to start going to therapy. He's the one who decides to quit drinking. These are not things that you ever encourage him to do. You can headcanon certain interactions all you want, but this isn't like "the player chooses the genre of Elliott's future book." You have no impact on whether or not Shane cleans up his life. You support him at a few key moments, but the desire to change and be better comes from Shane, not the player.

You don't fix him. He fixes himself.

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junimo breakdancing

animated on stream !!

#stardew valley

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am I into 'rope and rigging'?🤨 uh yeah I guess you could say so

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nico rosberg really is the best f1 commentator currently because not only does he actually know what he's talking about but he's not afraid to make bitchy little comments and wax poetic about lewis hamilton like what more do you want

#formula 1

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“i want hunter x hunter to come off hiatus”. well i want an end to global warmning 😑

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if earth was a big blue ball, i’d toss it for you to chase it