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If i knew nothing about warframe and you showed me this and told me to guess which one was the CEO i would guess wrong

#warframe #digital extremes #Rebecca ford #Steve

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"Random Music Guy"??? We really have forgotten our history

the todd in the shadows debunking is fairly dry because it’s so thorough but that’s what makes it so funny. somerton was so fucking wrong about everything that this random music guy went “hey that’s not right” and just couldn’t stop

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We are inventing a new kind of thing that isn't a joke but still makes you laugh

Trog (RadioTVSolutions: Fundraiser stream for Palestine)

#rtvs #radio tv solutions #Trog rtvs #wayneradiotv

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A civilization of intelligent Frilled Neck Lizards that generally, in ways that differ from region to culture, see raising your frills as a sign of fear or anger.

Children lizards get taught to control their frills, though they often can't.

Adults who are pissed but talking very calmly, only their flaps opening slightly betray them.

A jumpscare in a horror movie makes the entire theater audience flash their flaps.

Lizards whose careers depend on diplomacy get surgeries to paralyze their flaps.

There's a quiet older lizard in your neighborhood who has never been seen opening their flap. They do move so you know they aren't paralysed, but they've never opened once. The other lizards never mess with them. They've clearly seen things and is no longer phased by the world.

#Science fiction #Fantasy #Lizards

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Are you challenging me, Quinton?

#38 hours? #Two more and i demand benefits

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Booping

#April fools #Fotns #Hnk #Kenshiro

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Man, there was a time i would get excited about tumblr April Fools

#Tumblr #April Folks #April fools

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Is Sprig Plantar Linkcore?

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"Sweater Weather" by The Neighbourhood is still the most romantic, sexually charged song, and also the only one that can make me regret being single every time I hear it.

#Sweater Weather #the neighbourhood

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aoi looks cool

#warframe #warframe 1999 #Warframe mag #Warframe arthur

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a while back i deleted that taylor swift post because it was poorly worded. Idc if a bunch of swifties hate me, they're harmless (unlike kpop fans). I care if a bunch of swifties hate me and I AGREE WITH THEM. Imma redo that post

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When are we getting that Splatoon prequel where we play as Cap'n Cuttlefish and commit war crimes?

#splatoon #cap'n cuttlefish #craig cuttlefish #dj octavio

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I am so fucking strong, Skinamarink entity barely even wants to spawn anymore no matter how many layers of child abuse metaphors I'm on

#cw: child abuse #skinamarink

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dumb ass shit ft. stupid doodle of that meeting they had before kamabo

8 being down bad for 3 since she first saw her in s1 👍

#Saving this for sad days #Agent 8 #agent 3 #octo expansion #Splatoon

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Ive played so much warframe but i still dont know whats happening 90% of the time like this new mission is about some old gay guys who have a computer that plays nine inch nails and one of the gay guys is stuck in the alternate computer universe and theres a really smart fish i dont fucking know whats happening

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You find an old man lying on a bed. He beckons to you.

>Approach him

You approach the old man. He reaches toward you with one hand, like a gangling pale branch. You grasp it firm. He whispers to you.

"Help me, young one. I am not long for this world. Just once I want to live free from the encumberance of... of these."

>"These? What do you mean by 'These,"?

At your question he looks at his own hands, then his gaze drops down his entire body from beneath the sheets, resentfully scanning every part of himself from chest to toe.

"These! These things that make me up, make me move, make me eat, make me nourish them. Like a slave I've worked for this loathsome union of cells, and now that they are dying they are taking me with them... Long ago, within my mother's womb, a few lone cells, mitochondria, nuclei... they plotted on a way to propogate and survive. Combining their powers and multiplying, the union of thousands, then millions, then billions, and then TRILLIONS of cells came together and formed their lifelong servant... For years I've lived under their dictation. Worked to earn food to keep them content and propogating, medicine to stave off their deaths, and feared the punishment of their discontent... I've lived in fear of my cells' cruelty and treachery. Their threats on my livelihood in the form of pains, illnesses, tumors, hunger..."

The old man's grey eyes look at yours, beseeching.

"Just once, please, for only a few seconds, I want to live unchained by them. To truly be my own kind."

>"I'm sorry. It is impossible to remove a plurality from its individuals."

>Give the old man your Shrooms and teach him how to Astral Project

#shitpost

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everyday for the past few days I've been like "Wow, another day without buying fast food! I feel so much healthier already!"

goes home and eats a bowl of rice, a bowl of soup, eight pickled plums, two whole boiled eggs, chips more chips and more chips so just so so many chips, half an ice cream sandwich

#overeating #Someone just stop me for my own good #With a headlock #<- not a fetish thing btw i don't do asphyxiation #Exaggerating the chips for humor btw