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Mob Fight: Night Strike

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You suddenly find yourself being Spades Slick, the leader of gang of deadly arsonist known as Midnight Crew. You have just begun your raid on Nivix, the headquarters of syndicate known as The League. Everything has gone so far as you had planned and you almost feel pleased. You have removed security from the game permanently and taken unarmed employees of lower floors hostage. League's leader, The Dragon, will send soon negotiator to whom you'll be able to voice your demands.

You are interrupted by Diamond Droog who reminds you that hostages are worthless for dragon as they serve exclusively as cower up for League's shady business. As he realizes that you haven't understood what he implies Droog tells you that Dragon couldn't care less about these people. As you realize this feel familiar wrath building up inside you and in matter of seconds all hostages are stabbed to death with your trusty knife and even more trusty prosthesis hand. Still your rage isn't satisfied and you carve for more things to stab.

You notice one of Dragon's smugly portraits one the wall and without much of thinking decide to stab it as well. It turns out to be rather satisfying and you resolve to destroy every single one of Dragon's portraits.

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Diamonds Droog: Take matters in your own hands.

You watch silently as Slick knifes hostages and stabs pompous portrait of Dragon. Such non-controlled expression of wrath is philistine and you make it clear by rolling your eyes.

You call up Clubs Deuce and Hearts Boxcars and tell them to prepare themselves for shooting against Leaguers. Boxcars nods and starts constructing defenses from office furniture. Clubs Deuce follows his example and ends up constructing a fort from office supplies. You sometimes are amazed by his skills to put so much effort in so useless tasks.

Hearts Boxcars: Play in cardboard box

You are suddenly overflown with undeniable desire to hide inside a cardboard box and pretend that you are in a castle. You attempt to carefully squeeze yourself into a cardboard box but it falls apart. You look around to make sure that no one noticed this and admit to your own relief that everyone are too busy doing their own business namely Droog reading newspapers, Deuce building fort from staplers and Slick looking for something to stab. As your gaze wanders over the pile of fresh corpses you notice as one of them starts to move. You try to rub your eyes to make that illusion vanish but corpse slowly stands up and cleans it's suit.

It's Skin, one of Leaguers who has annoying ability to heal his wounds at the lightning speed.That guy is impossible to kill by normal means.

Clubs Deuce: Bull Penis Cane, Skin's face. Make it happen.

You suddenly notice skinny well dressed man standing up from pile of dead Leaguers. You instantly realize what's up. It's Dracula! And he is about to drink Slick dry! Without hesitation you grab you trusty Bull Penis Cane and start to hit him with it.

Everyone knows that Dracula is afraid of Bull Penis Canes, right?

Apparently everyone one expect Dracula who doesn't really show any signs of fear... just discomfort, because he is being beaten up by a wooden stick with ridiculous name?

He then grabs it and delivers one solid hit to your head before tossing it into unknown direction. You need to retrieve it before doing anything else!

Clubs Deuce: get that penis

You run at the direction you think you saw Bull Penis Cane fly while screaming anxiously and awkwardly. Once you retrieve your Cane from a trash bin you can feel piece again.

As you turn around you notice that rest of the Crew have made their move against Dracula. Boxcars and Droog are beating him up furiously while Slick attempts to stab him to death. Judging from the pool of blood on the floor this had been going on for a while without much of progress.

Dracula Skin: Ignore their actions

Invalid command. Your couldn't care less about their actions anyway.

Spades Slick: Kill him with kindness.

You decide to kill Skin with only way possible: chocking him. While he is distracted by beating received from Ultra-Violence Cuestick, TV antenna and Bull Penis Cane you get perfect chance to grab him by throat and smother him before he can gets chance to fight back.

After short struggle Skin's pale face gets a delightful tone of blue.

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Rift: figure out what exactly you have to work with here

You suddenly find yourself being Rift, member of the League who has been chosen to lead first counter attack against Midnight Crew. Before heading down stairs and begin intense gun fight you decide to check your team and it's equipment.

You got your trusty Dueling Pistol. Your ancestors had killied hundreds on field of honor with it and you had been waiting for your turn to come. You joined League in hope that syndicate would allow you to fight enemy gangs in honorable duels but unfortunately that never happened.

You check rest of your team.

Eighteen confused cower up employees that had been given firearms from Leagues arsenal. No much hope on them.

And then there is Trick. Hit percentage 98%. You better send him first. Just to be safe. That trigger happy is dangerous to everyone around him. Especially when he blindfolds himself. Which is always.

You feel bit sorry for Midnight Crew.

Spades Slick: WATCH OUT!

Watch out for what? There is literally nothing in this room that could harm you. Well expect of course your comrades but you doubt they would do something as stupid as attempt to attack you. Not with your deadly prosthesis. Wait. What's that noise coming from upstairs?...

You order everyone to get behind desk and prepare to repel the counter attack.

Trick: More Gun = More Fun

You spin your Two Best Friends in your hands while heading down stairs. You are close to trip couple of times because your blindfold but removing it will ruin all fun. Unacceptable.

It's surprisingly quiet on floor where Midnight Crew should be located... Maybe they are down stairs?

Suddenly you hear something falling over and and release magazine worth of bullets at that direction. Who ever did that is dead now.

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Trick: Be Diamonds Droog few minutes earlier.

Upon hearing steps you instantly recognize it to be Trick, League's most crazed trigger happy. Even a single noise is lethal in same room with him as he has been rumored to be able to hear thunder on the other side of the world. Luckily he can be easily fooled. You pick a stapler from the floor and upon Trick's entrance throw it at opposite direction. It hits Fort that was constructed by Clubs making it collapse.

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As Trick proceeds to empty his magazines into thin air you sneak behind him and knock him cold with one Ultra Violent hit from your Ultra Violent Cuestick.

That should do the trick.

Rift: Walk in super distractingly

You head down stairs believing that Trick has done his job. For your surprise you find him lying on the floor unconscious with Slick raising his knife to finish him. Why can't anyone do their jobs properly, you wonder and disarm Slick with one well aimed shot.

Spades Slick: teach Rift that time of Dueling Pistols is over

If anyone else would have aimed at you with Dueling Pistol you would laughed at give them lead poisoning but that's not case with Rift. That freak of nature can reload guns lightning fast removing Dueling Pistol's downside entirely. You better get something between you two before attempting to kill him.

You roll behind a desk a pull out your gun.

#Mob Fight #Midnight Crew #20's AU #Izzet League

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