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He asked what my tits look like and I sent this from my recent breast exam. He didn’t find it as funny as I did. No one appreciates my art 😔

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I think an easy way to sum up american domestic architecture is that if you are remodeling and older bathroom you have to watch for razor blades in the walls

#tma brainrot #the flesh

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last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

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Someone bookmarked one of my fics with notes they took on it I have no idea what they mean by some of these or why kind of person you'd have to be to publicly put together notes like this but if you're reading this your a legend and I'd love to know what you mean by implant you badge but go off king

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"Much of the information about Elgabalus is exaggerations from her political enemies." Yes, but I also know half a dozen Tgirls who would immediately start despotic imperial sex cults if they were made empress of Rome at 18.

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i like to think that ryoko kui regularly blacks out and unconsciously draws beautiful women

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You might think that I'm joking when I say that we need cyborg rights to be codified into law, but I honestly think that, given the pace of development of medical implants and the rights issues raised by having proprietary technologies becoming part of a human body, I think that this is absolutely essential for bodily autonomy, disability rights, and human rights more generally. This has already become an issue, and it will only become a larger issue moving forwards.

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I’ve been watching Danny Phantom and I get it. I get it now.

This show loves to make some offhanded comment, not a hint of consideration or concern in its tone, and just moves on without addressing it like that wasn’t the most creatively horrific concept this side of Nickelodeon. Shit makes up wackass lore on the spot and then disregards it immediately after, asks fascinating questions then looks at you funny when you try to answer them.

I now fully understand how this show has legions of fans dedicated to taking this somewhat mid cartoon and running so far with the implications of the premise they created an entirely different show that’s so much more interesting I’m upset it’s not real.

#danny phantom

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art credit

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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

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Insane to me the way trans men get stopped for not having a penis by TSA. I think to smuggle contraband requires actually having something to smuggle and not just a lack of something personal.

#tsa #trans #transmasc

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Marriage headcanons - James Wilson x Fem!Reader

He cheats on you

You divorce

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if you asked Jordan peterson if he believed in God he would say some waffle shit like "I act as if god may be real"

But if you ask him if "Judeo-christian values" are the most moral way to run a civilization, he would say that they're just inherently, factually, objectively, probably, the best moral system, and that he can prove it with MRI scans or some shit.

Like, in every meaningful way he's a garden variety christofascist, but his internal conception of it is some bespoke Jungian biopsychology argument.