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status: obsessed with smiling friends

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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

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CHILLCHUCK AS AN ANIMAL CROSSING VILLAGER!!!!

mouse chilchuck??!! might try to do him a 3D model hehe

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me @ my mutuals

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i do desperately need everyone on this website especially people who arent american but want to rag on america to familiarize themselves with the basic romanized spelling conventions of native american languages because every day i come on here and i see people making fun of massachusetts or connecticut or mississippi or passamaquoddy or mashpee or nipissing and its like PLEASE. PLEASE THEY ARENT ENGLISH WORDS. PLEAAAAASEEEEEUUUHHH. USE YOUR MINDS TO IDENTIFY WHEN A WORD LOOKS LIKE IT MAY NOT BE ENGLISH. I DONT CARE IF YOU MAKE FUN OF AMERICA JUST PLEASE STOP BEING RACIST WHILE YOU DO IT

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ABT ME:

hi im mello/valentine. i use he/they/it probably. formerly dsmp writer, probably going to post abt my ocs

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how do you manage your weed intake?

i manage it just fine baby 0B^)

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rule

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Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

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“lol but why is this actually good” because i made it in earnest?? because i loved it??? because i love you??? because quality and humor are not mutually exclusive???? hold my hand. it’s okay

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Pizza VS Flower with bee on it VS Bisexuality VS Wind turbine

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fixed it‼️

#i 💜 weed

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It's a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what's actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don't even have it's like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.

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im never gonna forgive you guys for how some of you treated my boy sammy..... the reading comprehension and inability to see past your own nose was literally devastating