it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar
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me and the bad bitch i pulled by having long legs
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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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Vibes are off
(the vibes are completely normal but I am overstimulated)
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i love the term "dressing wounds" like you get all dolled up now lol
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you can block people for both serious & trivial reasons. you do understand that you can simply dislike someone's online presence, don't you? you don't need to justify yourself.
likewise, if you've been blocked by someone & interpret that as an attack, i believe you should examine why you view another person's boundaries as a personal affront.
blocking isn't a negative act, it's just an easy method of curating one's online spaces. none of this matters. put your phone down & breathe.
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thinking heinous and villainous thoughts
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Morning exercises for the gang;
They're so cute.
- Still Ryoko Kui's art -
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pe ru so na
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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid
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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
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Earth is so crazy we literally have the ingredients of sandwiches here..
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Holmes: my dear Watson :c i'm so sorry i put you through an extremely dangerous situation (again)
Watson: that was the best day of my life and I'm going to write about it in my diary with a glitter pen
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