So how do u kill your self without actually dying
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bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object
Me: go marry it then
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I wanted to kno how long the show was on
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boy: *takes more than 3 minutes to text back*
me: *opens quote post* “A man has always wanted to lay me down, but he never wanted to pick me up.” -Eartha Kitt
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me: sees a picture of two rocks next to each other
also me: @’s my significant other
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can’t wait for 2017 so I can stop realizing things
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I really, really had to take a shit when this photo was being taken. Seconds later I relieved myself in a small potted plant.
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hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death
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me trying to infiltrate the adult world
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Someone is not very happy about the recent slander of the ball pit. He would like to inform you there is also a bounce house, and he will not be pleased with insults towards either.
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