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vaccines Georg
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why did my dad send this
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should i be concerned
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I just finished a pattern test for the lovely @nichet-crochet and I’ve been SO excited to share with all of you. This is the Rainbow Caterpillar Posm, modeled with five segments in the aroace flag. Once the final pattern comes out, you’ll be able to modify it to use any number of colors! Unlimited pride flag potential
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— fall florals
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[Free] Masterlist Headers & Dividers!
Please like or reblog if you use 💕
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Red wolves by Walter A. Weber in Florida Wildlife; vol. 9, no. 11. April, 1956.
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WHO GOT CAUGHT!?
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Wish this House of Worth number was red though. Frocking fabulous fashion history of 1891, via the Museum of the City of New York.
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memetrash-coyote · 12 hours
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obsessed with how ryoko kui sometimes draws falin wearing these shirts with the images of her skeleton chilling in the dragon's stomach. it's so fucking real. if i'd been eaten by a dragon i would 100% wear shirts like this too
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Leopard seals are pagophilic mammals, meaning they prefer to live on or near sea ice and depend on it for many activities and functions. ©
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memetrash-coyote · 13 hours
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"My name is Wyll, but the people of the Sword Coast call me the Blade of Frontiers"
Gabe Hicks cosplaying Wyll Ravengard. (Twitter) Photographer: molkerphoto (Instagram)
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Since everyone seems to love my sex shop stories, here’s another one.
Phone calls were literally a game for us. Not all phone calls, but there was a specific brand of call where guys would creep on us. 90% of the workforce at the sex shops was women. So we’d get dudes calling jacking off or trying to get their jollies from us.
The game: make them hang up. We could have hung up. On a few occasions I did, but for the most part we made a sport out of getting creeps to go flaccid. It really depended on a caller.
You couldn’t just go in for belittling them straight off- some guys wanted that. You had to tailor your strategy to the perv. Overall it was pretty fun and it turned an aspect of the job that could’ve become a major bummer into a fun sport. We’d get excited when the phones rang.
So one day the phone rings. I pick up and it was very clearly a young teen who was putting on a deep voice. I was utterly delighted, I’d never had a crank call before. He said, “I have a dildo emergency! Can you deliver 5 boxes of dildos to my home?!”
It took everything in me not to crack in that moment. It was so funny. It was like three kids had walked through the door in a trench coat and the phrase “dildo emergency” was one of the funniest things I’d ever heard.
But I kept it together. In smooth customer service tones I replied, “Oh, I’m sorry to hear you’re having an emergency, but due to the nature of our product we do require people to come pick it up themselves.”
The caller audibly deflated. Some of the deep voice he was putting on bled away when he said plaintively, “But it’s an emergency…”
“I’m sorry, sir, rules are rules.”
He hung up. I burst out laughing and told my coworker what had happened. She said, “I will buy you lunch if you call back and pretend you can deliver something.”
This sounded like an all around win for me, and the kid hadn’t used anything to block his number. So I called back.
“Hello!” This was before caller ID was common for home phones and so he picked up in his totally normal voice, several octaves higher than before.
“Hello, I’m calling regarding your dildo emergency?”
“Oh! Hem hem,” he coughed, getting his voice back into character for me. “Yes! The emergency!”
“Well I’ve spoken to my manager and it’s your lucky day. We’ll be able to make a delivery after all. Five boxes you said? We can swing it by later, we’ll just need your name, address, and credit card number.”
He was thrown by needing to provide info and was silent for a moment then said, “Well how much is it for five boxes?”
“About five hundred dollars, sir.”
He slipped out of his character voice to exclaim, “Five hundred dollars?! What kind of dildos are they?!”
“Just standard six inches with balls, sir.”
This was his breaking point. He started wheezing with laughter trying to repeat the phrase “six inches with balls” incoherently.
“So your address and card info?”
He hung up and I broke down laughing too. We both got a kick out of it, and I won the game twice in one day.
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🐱 Domestic Shorthair
📸 Nicole Hall
🎨 Black Tabby Bicolor [possible de novo mutation]
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Yukon wolves By: Adolph Murie From: Natural History Magazine 1962
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To everyone losing their mind over this picture of the Dior artisans making Natalie Portman’s golden globes dress:
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This is basically a visual representation of what couture means. Every one of those heavily detailed/embroidered/beaded couture gowns you see during haute couture fashion week is made this way. In order to be considered couture they have to be, but that’s a separate post.
I feel like the work is more visible here because of the effect of the pattern, but pretty much every couture gown is made with this absolutely insane level of work and detail
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'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans
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