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my jonas brother in christ

#someone tell me why i saw this post and my brain instantly said: #kevin joe and nicodemus

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instead of killing characters off at random for shock value, may i propose a hip new trend: keeping characters alive at random for shock value. by all logic, this character should be dead. there’s no possible explanation for how they continue to shuffle ‘round this mortal coil. maybe we literally saw them die onscreen back in the passe era of shock value deaths. and yet, there they are. alive before our eyeballs.

#damn right it did

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gods weakest soldier. minor events kick the shit out of me daily god hands me his lightest battles and i start sniffling and fumbling the bag

#oh hey i forgot i had this blog

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how i imagine this scene in the Bible actually went

Jesus appearing to the 12 in a locked room after the crucifixion: Peace be- stop screaming it’s just me- Peace be with you

#this is probably heresy #jesus meme #christian memes #religious memes #religious jokes #religious #religion #christian humor #christians #catholic humor #bible jokes #christian jokes #jesus jokes #disciples #easter

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me: sneezes a dozen times in a row Lord have mercy–

catholic friend: Christ have mercy.

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Jesus: I saw you hanging out with the Pharisees the other day.

Judas: Jesus, it’s not what you think-

Jesus: I WON’T HESITATE BITCH

#memeuschrist #christian humor #memesiah #christian memes #catholic memes #jesus vine #this is probably heresy

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I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of course) was born to a couple of poor, exhausted peasants in the stable for the inn, and his first bed was a feeding trough for animals. That would nowadays be like a poor couple where the mother gives birth in a parking garage behind the motel because they couldn’t find a better place and nobody else would take them in. It’s a pretty gritty setting, and the idea is that God was reborn in some of the rock-bottom lowest circumstances. The only thing majestic was all the angels and shit, and of course motherly love

I get that a lot of the art portraying Madonna and Child as fabulously wealthy europeans in splendid robes and golden light was meant to glorify God + whichever nobility was sponsoring the artist, and while of course it’s genuinely beautiful art, it just always struck me as horribly missing the point, which is that the supposed son of God started in incredibly humble circumstances, among the kind of people that everyone else looks down on

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“mary did you know?” is really just some guy mansplaining to mary about her own son

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I'm teaching middle school catechism and I'm definitely putting this on the board at some point

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WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE

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how i imagine this scene in the Bible actually went

Jesus appearing to the 12 in a locked room after the crucifixion: Peace be- stop screaming it’s just me- Peace be with you

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I am on the floor

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how i imagine this scene in the Bible actually went

Jesus appearing to the 12 in a locked room after the crucifixion: Peace be- stop screaming it’s just me- Peace be with you

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We've all been Elijah at some point, right?

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If you legitimately think Jesus of Nazareth had blue eyes GET OUT

Renderings of Jesus with blue eyes can still be beautiful, but the context in which the artists decided to portray him as such, and the actual context Jesus was born into MATTER.

#i appreciate his little beard curls.. they're interesting #jesuschrist #jesus #jesuslovesyou #jesusislord #christian faith #christians #jesus christ #catholic meme #catholiscism #christian religion #religious #religion #educate yourself

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