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mentalhealthmoods · 3 years
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Me: In my spare time I like to gather oxygen, carbon, nitrogen, and other various elemental gases in the atmosphere and chemically bond them into compounds such as carbon dioxide before releasing them back into the atmosphere
Them: ...so you breathe in your spare time?
Me: I have no hobbies or a life ok shut up
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mentalhealthmoods · 3 years
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Me, Depressed: If they lived without me before they can live without me again
My friend trying to comfort me, who is also depressed: I use the same logic but it doesn't apply to you
Me: My logic is infallible
My friend:
Me:
My friend:
My friend: We need therapy
Me: Yea prolly
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mentalhealthmoods · 3 years
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There are two anxieties in the workplace and I am both of them
Anxiety 1: If I stand still for more than five(5) seconds I am useless I must do anything and everything at once without break for the entirety of my eight(8) hour shift
Anxiety 2: I'm going to break something or screw everything up so I'm going to stand here to minimise the chance of me being a nuisance for the entirety of my eight(8) hour shift
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mentalhealthmoods · 3 years
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Why yes another day of feeling, hearing, being the void. That lovely goddamn emptiness.
I look into it and it looks back
Bitch I did the injection of substances and the knockout for ages and the movement of my limbs give me the happy shit not the sappy shit
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mentalhealthmoods · 3 years
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Depression is like wishing you died in your sleep and when you wake up 4/13 hours later you just think 'well shit' before internally crying the rest of the day.
Then rinse and repeat.
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mentalhealthmoods · 3 years
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Me: I'm gonna go do this thingo
My anxiety: Nah nah nah no you ain't
Me: why
Anxiety: because no
Me: what
Depression: Don't do it, you'll be dead soon anyways
Me: huh?
Alter: What thingo
Me:
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mentalhealthmoods · 3 years
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Me: *minding my damn business*
My brain at like 2am: hey let's go to Google maps for two hours and zoom out of Pakistan so we get a better feel for the country
Me:
Me: no-
Me during the day doing important work: *still minding my damn business*
My brain: Time to reenact 50 shades of your depression, I think sleeping and panicking is a great way to cope with this stress ✨
Me:
My brain:
Me:
Me: I hate you
My brain: as much as you hate yourself?
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mentalhealthmoods · 3 years
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When u need to do something but you don't really wanna do something but U kinda wanna do something but the not wanting to do something is too strong and then you can't do something even if u want to
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mentalhealthmoods · 3 years
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You ever just sit in the bathroom staring at the running shower but ur like mid dissociating so ur just standing there half naked like
Me: hey can you like move
Every fibre of my being: E h
Whoever the hell is boutta front: absolutely not¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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