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mentaliism-blog · 8 years
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*whispers into the void*
i might be coming back
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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Trying for the 90000th time to revamp this account. Someone do a theme check for me please?
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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In an attempt to re-awaken my muse for this blog, I’ve redone the theme....again. Do we like it? 
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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White Cat Inspired Starter Sentences
“If I stay here long enough, I am going to kill myself.”
“You sleep like the dead.”
“You are a tiny, tiny killing machine.”
“My mom told me she’d give me ice cream if I didn’t cry, but I cried anyway.”
“Lie until even you believe it–that’s the real secret of lying.”
“The easiest lies to tell are the ones you want to belive.”
“This place is a pigsty.”
“Clever as the devil and twice as pretty.”
“I wanted to kill you.”
“No one told me you were alive.”
“You’re losing your memories and you’re trying to cover it up.”
“There’s a thin line between love and hate.”
“Who doesn’t like hot cloned assassins?”
“Why don’t you kiss him/her? You know you want to.”
“Apologize, you little pervert.”
“I can’t trust the people I care about not to hurt me.“
“Who’s an amazing killing machine? That’s right. You are!”
“You have a talent for getting your ass kicked.”
“Don’t be drinking the Haterade.”
“You don’t remember any of it, do you?”
“A curse was placed on me. A curse only you can break.”
“Can I borrow your car?”
“Did you sleep in those clothes?”
“Get off me!”
“Pain is the best teacher.”
“To open hearts, open bars, and open legs!”
“The first one’s the worst.”
“Are you stupid?”
“Ooh, did that hit a nerve?”
“They could be brewing meth in there.”
“You want me to look homeless, desperate, but also kind of fabulous?”
“I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
“He/She’s out of prison.”
“No one is that pathetic.”
“You did it on purpose! You wanted to ruin things for me!”
“I heard you’ve been having some problems with your girlfriend/boyfriend.”
“Like a stage magician, the con artist misdirects suspicion.”
“All friendships are negotiations of power.”
“There’s nothing like a gunshot to make you the life of the party.”
“I wish these mints were aspirin.”
“Sometimes I can’t tell when you’re lying.”
“Oh, but you see, the con is everything.”
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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Wisteria ; symbolic of Love, Memory, Releasing Burdens, & Victory Over Hardship
      “ Unable are the loved to die. For love is immortality. ”                                                                           -Emily Dickinson
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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   'Agent Lisbon!!'
Reaching for a whisk, Charlotte thought that maybe it was time to drop the whole 'Agent Lisbon' thing. They were a little past that, she assumed, and calling the woman Teresa wouldn't hurt either of them.
"If I make pancakes,  do you want some?!"
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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Her brows scrunched— eyes narrowing at the blonde.           “You know just because you use             different words, doesn’t mean it            makes the meaning any different.”
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Charlotte may have been caught, but that didn't mean she wouldn't try to smart-ass her way out of it.
         “Last I checked, that was exactly what            different words did. That's why we have             so many of them.”
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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❛ consider yourself lucky that you haven’t been   exposed to them, yet. i seem to be  swimming   in them these days, ❜ noah muttered, her tone   BITTER like the cold that nipped at their noses.
         ❛ — sorry, have we met before? ❜
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better to be swimming in fuckboys than not swimming  at all, she thought,   but decided again voicing her own opinions.                   instead, charlotte offered her hand. 
        ❛ Uh — no. We haven't. I'm Charlotte. ❜
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“I would never l i e; I willfully participated  in a campaign of misinformation.”
It may have been an apology, though it certainly didn't sound like one.
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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starter call!!
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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her eyes never let his as he brushes past her. his words still reverberated throughout the little vampire’s consciousness:
                           ❛ we’re not friends. you made that pretty clear.❜
❛ he’s a fuckboy, ❜ noah chokes out after she’s   approached by the blonde ; eyes    regarding   her company now. 
                         ❛ they’re predictable. ❜
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well, that was more information than she was prepared for. with a small smile, charlotte  shrugged.
 ❛ i'm not terribly familiar with, uh, fuckboys        but i'll take your word for it...❜
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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' even i thought that was a bit much      are you alright? '
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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( Darling Dad ):
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                    ❝Or…tea. Making tea is a perfectly acceptable job.                         Not too strenuous. Not too dangerous.❞
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                    ❝ Oh come on! I could be perfectly safe out there,                       while simultaneously fighting crime. Could even                                     pick up tea on my way home. ❞
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                  ❝ Of course you would. Eventually I'll be good for more than                       just fetching beverages. Probably not soon, but some day. ❞
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                  ❝Well for starters I’d love it if you made your dad a cup of tea.❞
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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Reblog if you RP a character from The Mentalist
Genderbents and OCs welcome.
Find your fandom here.
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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[ text » CBI Grace] Oh boo him. I promise to keep my mouth shut.  [ text » CBI Grace] Think we can find somewhere that would make a Lady's Brunch Burger?
[ text » Charlotte ] No, but if he finds out, he won’t let me live it down.
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mentaliism-blog · 9 years
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❝ Welcome to the California Bureau of Investigation, how can I help you? ❞
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